Martin Mao

'There comes a time when you have to stop crossing oceans for people who wouldn't even jump puddles for you.'

RT this and everything will go smoothly for you like @tastyhoon's cheese

#Singapore will lift border restrictions for visitors from the Chinese mainland from November 6, the aviation regulator said on Thursday.

I am losing my MIND over these Halloween decorations I just walked past oh my god

Could have been hit by the banana on mario kart, don’t assume

solving knots

How far would you go to find inspiration? junk-E-cat goes sky-high with our new gear.

@bernicelyq Hu r u

@whyoudrunk Stop lying to ur followers

整天瞎忙活 没赚几个钱 哈 哈 哈

can u guess who i am

@bernicelyq 🤔🤔🤔

@whyoudrunk 😐😐😐

Just a squirrel getting a massage 🐿

WHEN SOMEONE SAY YOUR JOKE LOUDER THAN YOU AND GETS ALL THE CREDIT

I sent my dad a meme thought I was funny based on an inside joke and he got sentimental on me 🥺😂

“DUET”

@bernicelyq Orh I see....

Dilemma...

After 43 years being a pilot he is saying goodbye in his last flight. ☹️