Wormy Willow🌱

my offer. take it or leave it

whenever I buy meat at the store and question my morality i just imagine inuit peoples living at the roughest edges of the world, with limited food supplies and no industrial agriculture and think "wow theyre just like me". and my conscience is clear

@estradiologist noooo dont encourage her! birds are friends!

@wi11owed #letpennygetthebird

hadn't seen a bluebird in a long time just for my cat to spy one out the window today and be desperate to murder it

A penguin that travels the world working as a clown.

@estradiologist thats a really rude way to talk about your ancestors

@wi11owed I just imagine it's filled with gnomes and elves and trolls!

"its crazy that theres still people over there in scandinavia and such" - my gf

personally think if you bring up your really obvious fetish on a someones mundane selfie you should really take the hint after being ignored several times

when monk hits you with the "crime solved" stare

after storm sunset

hii everyone i got scheduled for bottom surgery in June, this is very exciting and scary for me and im starting a gofundme to help afford the surgery and recovery and time off work. i’ll put the link below, please help share and spread this post and ill love you forever mwah 😙

@Jun0w0_83 she basically is a cartoon brought to life

@wi11owed She looks so cartoon

she felt very long yesterday

@dondivaquixote oh really? thats so cool!

@wi11owed Wood violet! The state flower of Wisconsin and (in pink blue and white) my personal coat of arms

springtime views

@estradiologist my beautiful lizard gf

I like to keep my house warm and humid like a terrarium

@estradiologist yippee thank you :)

@wi11owed beautiful!

pope leo prove youre not a woke, weak on crime commie by visiting ohio

@estradiologist you should wear them during your set

forgot to change shoes before band practice so I wore crocs the whole time

@estradiologist magyar means hungarian in the language so basically

@wi11owed his name is peter hungary?

Peter Magyars victory in Hungary sends a strong signal that anyone can win an election if their last name is literally the name of where theyre trying to be elected