Johnny Scarlett

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@higgzorz Dark ones nice

what do we think chat. i think i like the wire ones more these seem kind of big on my head. but the wires are beat to hell and super uneven

@Cheri_flavour Twitter folks might tell you a joke but never a lie

for those who haven't been following, this nepal story is fucking crazy: - bunch of teens and early 20s kids plan start a social movement against the current regime on social issues and econmical inequalties - government gets wind of it scaling and tries to geoblock social media - people get more pissed off, start protesting - government cant handle the protests, lift social media ban - doesn't do anything, people just organize further - burn down parliment building, pm's house. beats the shit out of the finance minister in the streets, kills the pm's wife. - kids elect their own new PM on their discord server, ex-chief justice of the supreme court who was part of the 1990 revolution that ended the monarchy - army head ackowldges the validity of the discord vote and is meeting the new interm PM to discuss elections for new leadership going foward

After the apocalypse I'm going to be a Witch in the Woods (herb merchant specializing in abortifacients)

Just so everyone is aware, I’m entering my “too busy and beautiful to be sad” era, so if I don’t respond I’m probably just fully submerged in a bog

@Discordmodrator @FromAerin It's ok to type "ass" bro

It’s so weird when ppl say women who are 25-30+ are “too old” to be posting online in a bikini or suggestively. As if it’s an immature act. It’s gross to imply that YOUNG women/girls are supposed to do this. Women should grow into their sexuality, not start sexual then regress

Today's words:..lover ?..resound ? Love you all, tW

@JamesBousema Coup is quick & easy to learn even when tipsy

I need my fellow millennials to please find a party game other than Cards Against Humanity I can’t do this anymore

@arrtnem I needed this 2day 🥹

I used to think it was that simple too – stress on one side, consistency on the other, a neat little equation that would keep everyone happy. Then I dated a person who texted good-morning every day, picked me up on time, paid for dinner, asked about my deadlines. Person never missed a beat. Yet every night I’d lie awake playing back the way he spoke to the waiter, how person paused whenever I mentioned my sister’s divorce, the flicker of impatience when traffic slowed. Person rhythm was flawless, but something inside me kept bracing. One weekend we drove to the lake. Person had snacks packed, playlist ready, hotel booked – pure consistency. Halfway there a wrong turn added forty minutes. Person slammed the steering wheel, said nothing for half an hour. I felt my ribs tighten, because the map had shifted and his script had no room for deviation. That’s when it hit me: consistency without softness is just performance. Person wasn’t a calm musician keeping time; person was a metronome that panicked when the tempo changed. Men say stress turns them off, but half the time it’s their own rigidity that winds us up. Women say inconsistency kills desire, yet sometimes we cling to predictable patterns even when they’re hollow. What really ruins us is fear – his fear of being pulled off course, my fear of trusting a rhythm that breaks the moment life lands a little crooked. Later I loved someone messier. person forgot anniversaries, lost his keys, burned dinner twice a week – but when I said I was spiraling over work, he sat on the kitchen floor with me and let the smoke alarm beep while the chicken charred. Person version of consistency was showing up where it hurt, not running the same play over and over. Stress, inconsistency: nice headline, bad math. Real peace is finding a person who can ride the glitch without calling the whole song ruined. Keep your routines, sure, but leave space for the wrong turn and the smoke alarm and the quiet kitchen floor where nobody pretends it’s simple.

Hello! Hello hello!! :)))))

One reason we are all sadder and lonelier is that balconies are essentially disappearing from contemporary architecture. They are becoming less common, smaller, or more symbolic than functional.

@JuShisi @dograilcs Underrated comment

@dograilcs Tiger dulahan

how is he doing that

@Oleg_Cherkasky I Yam That I Yam!! My uncle is one of my favorite people, and his favorite character is Popeye. I have gotten him many Popeye-themed gifts over the years, like socks

@wickedthey "I'm good" is a typical response. You could open up and tell them how you've been recently, if they're asking sincerely. If someone answers me "I am that I am" the only response that feels appropriate to that for me is "I'm Popeye the Saylor man". youtube.com/watch?v=qhxDQ1…

When people ask me how i am, nothing ever seems appropriate as a response. I Am That I Am throws people off. I usually just say "haha im good"

"The money's in the empty space" is actually incredibly profound

@higgzorz Was scrolling so fast i thought the gif went with ur tweet

omg i left my keys in my unlocked car the entire time i was at volleyball oops

Prediction: meme phrase "Clanker" will become an actual slur in the future, for ai personas or for the people who advocate for them

Surreal