Amber

“How many shells you got in there?”

Life is too short to be anything but happy

Heavy on...I ain't even mad at you. That’s just who you truly are. That’s your mentality. You won’t change. Be that, but I’m never dealing with it again

Bob Marley was once asked if there was a perfect woman. He replies: Who cares about perfection? Even the moon is not perfect, it is full of craters. The sea is incredibly beautiful but salty and dark in the depths. The sky is always infinite, but often cloudy. So, everything that is beautiful isn't perfect, it's special. Therefore, every woman can be special to someone. Stop being "perfect", but try to be free and live, doing what you love, not wanting to impress others. I just love this!

when i die, in the tradition of the queen, i would like my corpse to go on a national tour of all the bars i ever blacked out in

She’s a 10 but she pees in parking lots when she’s drunk

I don’t even know what to say other than absolutely fuck this

National sex day and the only thing fucking me is fuel prices

find your lifelong cornhole & cookout partner

if i had TWO DOZEN ROSES

Keith Whitley

REMINDER: ur the tequila, not the lime 🤌🏼

Tracy Lawrence | Alibis

i got too much respect for myself to let a mf treat me like shit

when George Strait said, “she wants a man who wants her to be herself” every woman felt that

My dads work ethic is why my standards for a man are so high

I’ve grown up in a household where we say ‘I love you’ after a phone call, every time I walk out the door of the house, and every night I go to bed. No matter what, it’s always said. And I seriously cherish that I’ve been raised this way!

porn staches are so hot

my pet peeve in this life is entitlement, you are owed nothing, I promise