Team Grind

Look at that strap it makes the bag go halfway down her calf... Yeah and her dress is mid vagina

Heels walking around in this, that's a good way to die. -terry about woman in tahoe walking in heels on NYE on hwy 89

I tried them, they didn't work. That's what happens when you have a baby. - Jazz I had a baby and I don't have trouble peeing - petter

Just do the kiegels

Wait, what's the strawberry?! omg, you're the strawberry (to colin). We have a little Neapolitan in the back seat right now!

I think we all know what flaccid means.

Don't crack your nuts.

Shut the front phone....walk away Wong!

Does that mean Caitlin loses?

It's just bro helpin bro

Feel free to get me another drink...David to Colin!

You have a tie on your head...you have the least amount of credibility!

I'm getting a team grind tattoo tonight! -Jenny Shit just got real -Josh , aka Joeshy

(in full on serious voice while checking Weather) It's snowing right now in NY.-Dan No, it's not snowing -stin

I was just told I could be president of the united states.

Would you like the hot pocket

I've been searching all Night, I got little ones.

NYE 2012

Look at these outfits. They're very euro, or jersey.

I need a big mac.