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I hate fake deep shit lmao stfu

My WiFi hasn’t worked in 3 days!!! Wtf is the issue?? @mediacom

@FitzG216 🤦🏾‍♀️

I had this couple tell me I made the best Bloody Mary they’ve had….guess how much they tipped me? 😂😂😂😂😂

not trippin, just thought it was hilarious. People really think comments and tips are synonymous.

The more I live, the more I learn age doesn’t mean shit cuz mfs be 59 acting 19!!!

they just got it crackin at dubs and you know that shit won’t be on the news 😂😂

this tweet just pmo so bad, then all the likes?? Lmao dumb.

no aesthetic because i just do what i like

Ugh I love this woman 🤤😍

I was teaching another bartender how to make a drink, I said put the liquor and pineapple juice in the shaker and shake it well…yall.. this girl didn’t put ice in there nor did she use the lid, then gave it a swirl…I said GORRLLLL!!! 😭😭

@NEWAVEJ @Emarged 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Emarged Helen Earnestine Roberts

What’s her real name?

why tf was desiigner jackin off on that plane??

why wouldn’t I enjoy walking around naked all day??

When I had one job, you couldn’t talk to me crazy…..lmaoooo bitch I have 3 jobs…tread very lightly.

my phone is out of storage and there’s sooo many texts that I will never see, that’s infuriating 😭

@ZoppaRako @GigglingGanon Shut your bootlickin ass up.

@GigglingGanon Notice how the kid didn't argue and get confrontational further escalating the situation and he was let go without a ticket nor in handcuffs? Take notes people.

Cop pulls this guy over and insists that the sandwich he was eating was actually his cell phone. Even when corrected he doubles down on his incompetence. ​ We are in Lawrence River Park where one of their Police officers pulls over a man eating a sandwich while driving because he is absolutely convinced he saw a cell phone in the driver’s hand. ​You can see the exact moment the officer gets corrected on it not being a cell phone, only to double down on his "expert" observation. Even after the driver explicitly tells him it’s a sandwich, the officer hits him with the classic, "I know what a sandwich looks like, it was your phone... a rectangular thing, whether it was your wallet, your phone, it looked like your phone." My guy, it has lettuce sticking out of it. Also the sandwich was sitting right on the passenger seat. ​Instead of just admitting he mistook a quick lunch for a distracted driving violation, he tries to save face by acting like he’s doing the driver a massive favor. He runs the license and wraps up the stop by saying he’s going to "trust" him and just issue a warning this time. ​If you're going to power trip over distracted driving, at least make sure the suspect isn't just trying to finish their midday snack. This is one of those 🤦 moments. At least he was not a total tyrant where he issued a citation or worse.

Real barbie shit 💕