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The security guard who confronted the 11-year-old Chappell Roan fan says he was not part of the singer’s personal team: “I take full responsibility”

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Rio de Janeiro Mayor Eduardo Cavalcanti has banned Chappell Roan from ever performing at the city’s annual ‘Todo Mundo no Rio’ festival. This comes after Jorginho alleged that Chappell’s security guard mistreated his daughter. The mayor also invited Jorginho’s daughter to attend this year’s show.

Brazilian footballer Jorginho says Chappell Roan’s security guard spoke to his wife and daughter in an “extremely aggressive manner” while they were staying at the same hotel as the singer. He said his daughter recognized Chappell and “simply walked past the singer’s table” to confirm it was her, prompting the security guard to approach their table and tell his wife she shouldn’t allow her daughter to “disrespect” or “harass” other people. He added that the guard said he would file a complaint with the hotel.

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