jackie jormp jomp

@forgottenlibras Heyyyy

New apartment, new dirty mirrors

Muah

@knowndoghater Come over I will give u banana for free

Card declined trying to buy a single banana at the deli

@jkuntzzz I like how big u r :)

Happy Monday ☀️

@gudguts 😔

my husband catching strays 💔

Hiiii

@cooltobecruel Hahahaha

Been replying to this guy on twitter for weeks thinking it was my friend Jack, and even texting Jack about “our” tweets to which he so gracefully played along, just to find out it’s some random guy named Jack that’s not him….

@cighornyweaver @swimmberly Great song..

@swimmberly Wha about “heroes”

Changes by David Bowie is not a good song I’m so sorry 😭

Literally my friend Jack

@jkuntzzz #bookmarked

How many pull ups can you do? 👀

This app needs to STOP trying to get me to use grok

@gay_lilt I just want u to feel mawma

I’ve had CLAT stuck in my head all day 😣

@firstopenlygay Yeahhhhh

The uber I’m in smells really bad. If you see me after this and I smell weird it’s not my fault!!!

@gay_lilt Michael…

I went into my room and called to J, “Wanna see something scary?” He got it on the first try :)

@firstopenlygay That’s bad for your back!

A man on the train this morning opened up a huge tub of ice cream, took out a plastic spoon & went to town

@comradcolin Its THEY!

@knowndoghater Nope. Lets pump it girls😍

Moratorium on “pumping it”

@jkuntzzz Yayyy

Ignore the dirty mirror 😶‍🌫️