Steven Wilber

Phantom Thieves Successfully Clear Biden’s Palace hard-drive.net/hd/video-games…

Maybe this is just the shot in the ear Democrats need.

Can’t even afford the second “O.”

The Mandela Effect? I always knew it as The Mandela Principle.

@weezyfbjr @insomniacgames There’s no prompt, but you gotta charge jump.

@insomniacgames I can’t progress in Roll Like We Used To mission

⚠️ We're aware the latest game update may have inadvertently allowed access to a development game menu. There's a hotfix on the way. Please note that using this menu could corrupt your saves and trophy progress. There is no risk associated with playing the game as intended.

AS THREATENED, I’LL BE PLAYING SOME NIGHTINGALE (then probably some Persona 3 OVER ON TWITCH AT 3PM PACIFIC! twitch.tv/thenerfectpobo…

In what will go down as the worst New Years resolution, I’m gonna start streaming stuff! Games, doodling, tepid anime takes, YOU NAME IT. Please, god, please follow me on Twitch at TheNerfectPobody and get ready to put me on in the background very soon (probably tonight)

I have this neat app on my phone that lets me know whenever my girlfriend’s on the toilet.

Why buy the cow when I can have the milk for free? ‘Cause I’m not a fucking MILK THIEF, Grandma!!!

Well, if I’m not “drinking enough water,”how come my dijon-yellow pee is so wet?

I could give two bits about a shave and a haircut.

🎶SAY IT AIN’T SO, I WILL NOT GO!🎶 - Me, whenever I’m about to leave PacSun and my favorite Weezer song starts playing

While I’ll never forgive cigarettes for what they did to my mother, I think Marlboro Man would be a very cute name for a cat.

Tomorrow we've got a brand new Showcase for you, featuring Portland native @WilberWithAnE ! Steven has been described by credible sources as an "agent of chaos," so you know you're in for a treat! Check out a sneak peek up on the channel now bit.ly/3KqNQxO

@RazorLou “Duct tape”

Absolutely GUTTED over who got booted from Drag Race this week, but at least I can take comfort in that it’s the only bad thing going on in the world right now.

@pissGoblin “I’m emotionally immature.”

How do you say "age is just a number" but not in a creepy way?

@GregNibler Is very good.

@WilberWithAnE Woah! youtube.com/watch?v=l96zmD…

What is your favorite new TV series or movie that you're watching now and would recommend?

I remember when the biggest news story in the world was that Elizabeth Taylor was gonna be the voice of Maggie Simpson. But now it’s all this other stuff.