Will

@mearsss 🤢🤢

My worst nightmare

@rob_dyba97 Rob dyba> Calvin phillips

Anyone who thinks kalvin Phillips is better than ward prowse after that performance is a disgrace 🤣

Just a reminder, the World Cup would be starting this Friday if it wasnt moved to the arse end of a desert for money

Can’t wait for this weekend to be over so I never have to see or hear “Platty Jubes” again

“He’s going into a K hole someone play Kate Bush”

Chelsea fans mocking us - you were 3 up with 10 minutes left and got knocked out. City fans mocking us - you had the game won at 90 minutes and still got knocked out. Man U fans - you got knocked out in March. Everton fans - 1995 and counting.

@leoniedelt Whoppers

Allowing the World Health Organisation to coordinate our response to a pandemic is like allowing a drug dealer to oversee a heroin addict’s treatment programme.

My Manchester United - Liverpool Combined XI #LIVMUN

I fucking love this man😍❤️

I wanna succeed so bad…I get emotional thinking about it

Today is the day that Man Utd fans support their local city rivals Man City. Actually wanting them to win and win trophies, just so Liverpool don't. Its great that Jurgen Klopp and this Liverpool squad has brought the whole of Manchester together. Isn't that sweet 🥰

Maturing is realising: drinks down the pub with mates > clubbing. Bosh.

Those of us who worked all the way through the pandemic are now having our taxes increased to pay for the furlough of the public sector workers who didn’t work and had a two year holiday? How is that fair?

Annual reminder that your mum doesn’t have Snapchat so you don’t need to put happy Mother’s Day on your fucking private stories 👍🏻

sorry i just remembered during first lockdown official bbc guidance said we should be having sex from behind with a mask on and now i want someone else to remember it too