Will Rands
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me, to my 2 year old son: come on now. why are you standing there like that. you're not doing a poo are you.
my 2 year old son:
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@AlasdairGold It’s like he’s not seen Kane play for the last 4 years. That’s what makes Kane incredible
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We don't want to see Harry Kane in those kind of positions on the pitch....Ooooh what a lovely ball from Kane to set up the goal.
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@SebSB Don’t know if you’re watching English coverage but Dion Dublin still towing the line “Kane shouldn’t drop deep”. With the back catalogue of incredible passes that Kane has, surely no one should be saying that anymore
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Dion Dublin doing that tired old line of “Kane should be upfront”. Surely after 3 or 4 years of consistent world class passing this opinion should be binned
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Fucking hell. This is the argument of a child.
Weird that all the dead or injured people weren't there to greet him, fucking hell
Miguel Delaney@MiguelDelaney
“A perfect example” … of the cosseted world. This maybe the most instructive answer of all.
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“Play Son as striker”
Will Rands@will_iamR
Can I be really greedy and we get Fati and Johnson - Play Son as a striker
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I’ve seen Dan Walker’s inability to read rooms first hand but this is an exceptional throwback from him
Dan Walker@mrdanwalker
The bile surrounding this post is bonkers 🤯 He’s the deputy chair of the ruling party! The whole point of our ‘People Behind Politics’ series is that we talk to MPs of all persuasions. The insults & threats on here are saturated in the prejudice the authors claim to detest.
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@ALeonard29 @SkyCricket I was there when Brook hit a 100 and the atmosphere was electric, so that’s nonsense
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@SkyCricket As a Yorkshireman, it’s very hard to feel any warmth towards the Superchargers with only 2 or 3 of ‘our own’ in the squad. A distinct lack of atmosphere at Headingley in comparison to the Blast.
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The Hundred has seen recording-breaking attendances and increased TV viewing figures this year, the ECB has confirmed. 📈👏
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@ChandranTheMan @will_iamR no idea how I saw this but some incredible stuff 🤣
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Imagine Bissouma being the new Dembele
Imagine Maddison roaming around the pitch dictating everything
Imagine Udogie being our best full back in years
What a performance and what a man Ange Postecoglu is 😍😍
Tottenham Hotspur@SpursOfficial
GET IN THERE!!! 🤍
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@SebSB Feels very Kane for England, where there’s long periods of him not being involved in much
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Just when you think Twitter couldn’t sink any further
John Sweeney@johnsweeneyroar
This piece by a statistician sets out the evidence that Lucy Letby may well be the victim of a miscarriage of justice, that the Crown has taken a cluster of accidental and natural deaths and pointed the finger at Letby. There is no compelling evidence of a single murder. The law, sometimes, gets it wrong. chimpinvestor.com/post/do-statis…
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