Will Martin

@nickieohara @crownpaints If you’re using words like abhorrent to describe an advertising misstep, what language is left for the truly awful things happening in the world.

I wish I’d been a fly on the wall in @crownpaints marketing department today. I still can’t work out how the ‘Dave just hopes it’s his’ line was signed off but the gaslighting responses from Crown Paints to the comments is just abhorrent !!

@MissEmmaPaton the lads on @SkySportsNews dismissed your ‘far fetched’ claims about CR7’s possible route to the number 7 shirt at United and you were bang on the money. Great research.

@PronouncedAlva great podcast this week. Little bonus on the final roundup when you claimed to be @stephenkb! Keep up the good work.

I fear those of us who are hoping for a strict punishment for Kay Burley and Beth Rigby may be disappointed. It’s the same media outlet who allowed Jamie Carragher to spit in a child’s face #DoubleStandards #arrogance

@RebeccaCotham Was really uncomfortable and unprofessional.

@MesutOzil1088 @Gunnersaurus @Arsenal Fair play Mesut. This is a lovely touch.

I was so sad that Jerry Quy aka our famous & loyal mascot @Gunnersaurus and integral part of our club was being made redundant after 27 years. As such, I’m offering to reimburse @Arsenal with the full salary of our big green guy as long as I will be an Arsenal player...

My beautiful friends 19yr old son Harry was killed, the suspect was on the wrong side of the road, she’s a US diplomat's wife & has claimed immunity after returning to the US after the accident. PLEASE share and get this viral #JusticeForHarry 🙏🏽 google.co.uk/amp/s/news.sky…

@SarahMulkerrins There was an offside player standing directly in front of the keeper but bizarrely the ref awarded the goal.

@mayasphere @Twitter If it's such an abhorrent image and deeply offensive to black people, why are you reposting it? You are objecting to an alleged racial slur by further publicising its exact content.

Danny Baker's tweer is 100% racist! News agencies can ditch the quotation marks... The 91 who liked & 22 who retweeted this should be investigated, or at leaat given a warning by @Twitter ...Do people not know racism is illegal? Totally unacceptable!

@itssophiefisher @TheRealMillar attempted a football game like a younger man and my body failed me. Injured for a week. Might come for cake.

@TheRealMillar @itssophiefisher so it is boxing? You said wrestling, and the class was in the changing rooms. Not falling for that again.

Mark Zuckerberg, can I borrow a few million to build a school? We can send @kanyewest to it.

Very awkward exchange between AP and the #Scoop6 winner. Great to see! #CHANNEL4RACING

"@anthonyfjoshua respect to Dilan for taking some shots?" - "No, not really. Not really." Cue slightly awkward silence. Great win!

Everytime I refresh the page @WillHillBet are enhancing odds. It's like Christmas every day!

S/O to everyone who has tuned in to the CWT podcast – we crossed half a million downloads this week. Big thanks all!

After casting the Syria vote yesterday, they should have hung around and passed a motion to ban Diane Abbott cutting her own hair.

I checked it wasn't April before I posted this. twitter.com/valenciacf/sta…

@kroyrunner89 @timothysykes just bad luck. You had the direction right; just a fraction early. As always, gains will evaporate your losses.

For all the management and investor positivity, the market isn't saying good things about #88E. Hasn't for a while.