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Will Beers

@willbeers

cybersecurity engineer || Pokémon Professor @PlayPokemon || local man discovers internet, makes it everyone else's problem

Chattanooga, TN Katılım Temmuz 2008
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Will Beers@willbeers·
It's only a hypothesis, but I think the bond between Pokémon and Trainer is the key to this new Evolution. But what is this bond, exactly? And why are there examples of Mega Evolution only in the Kalos region? There's still so much we don't know... #Pokeween
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Will Beers@willbeers·
Heartbreaking that the World’s best players can’t make it to Worlds to take their shot at the title. I like when Worlds is in the US, and I like when it’s not in the US. That’s why I’m really looking forward to next year when we’ll finally get to [REDACTED]
VOVOMAXBEN10@vovomaxben10

Hoje era minha ultima esperança de ir pro mundial. Mais uma vez tive o visto americano negado( infelizmente ja era esperado). Como não irei pro mundial, estarei preparando um team report de gardevoir que sairá em breve. No dia que eu puder pisar nos EUA o mundial é meu

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agi@thexanaxlady·
today’s a good opportunity to flirt with all my mutuals ☺️
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Will Beers@willbeers·
@Spanish_Techno Nashville house bands are also just that good. It’s definitely not that deep of a cut If you heard it more than Tennessee Whiskey, though, I’d be shocked
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Hannah@Spanish_Techno·
@willbeers Fascinating! Every single band knew it, so I thought that might be the case
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Hannah@Spanish_Techno·
I have a question. When I was in Nashville, every single bachelorette party requested the song, Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry. I think I heard it 9 times over the course of 3 days. I didn’t realize it was that popular, so I’m wondering if it had some kind of TikTok resurgence, or if it’s just a Nashville party girl anthem
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Will Beers@willbeers·
@vo9oc we aren’t having babies because they turned the TV into sex
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tcg_prick.exe@vo9oc·
They’re turning the TV into sex because we’re not having babies
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owen cyclops@owenbroadcast·
my kid still nurses, and now they ask for “boob” all the time - hundreds of times a day. today, im with her: she lightly bumps her arm, and she asks for “boob”. so i say, “listen, you can’t just want boob every time you’re upset”. and that’s how i learned i’m a hypocrite.
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mervy j@dickexpert·
@Howlingmutant0 I always wonder how Robyn felt while those girls rode the Symbian
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HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·
Remember listening to Howard Stern as a kid and grown men would call in and say “Jesus, that interview with the stripper was so hot I had to pull off to the side of the highway and JACK OFF”, and the interview would be like: "Have you ever had sex with another woman?" "Lol yes"
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Will Beers@willbeers·
@AmiEverAfter this one, but the “sort by distance” option is flaky at best
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Amitryptyling@AmiEverAfter·
which app are we using for taking a lover?
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lily ♱⃓@uponlilypads·
Pre 9/11 husband post 9/11 wife
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Will Beers@willbeers·
@ellyVGC when you start to write Will-O-Wisp but the spirit of Single Strike Urshifu takes over
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defleppardfan94@lemonade_grrrl·
when you're getting shitfaced at the bar with your buddies and all of a sudden your wife's leitmotif starts playing 🙄
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Will Beers@willbeers·
@dashisneat @_gurusandhu_ no one is answering you correctly One third is 33.3%, saying something was slowed down by “about 66%” is just another way of saying it was slowed down by 2/3
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🍉 guru 🍉@_gurusandhu_·
you're joking bro oh my god
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@soychotic where shopping is a pleasure and they just know their fruits
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annie@soychotic·
At Publix when the cashier rang up my nectarines for some reason I said “do they make you memorize the fruits or do you just know them ?” Having such an autistic day
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Will Beers@willbeers·
@MoxieBoosted I did the Harlem Shake at a Baauer concert in Charlotte once and I was the only one that did the Harlem Shake during the drop
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The X-3 Grim Reaper@MoxieBoosted·
If anyone wants to do the Harlem Shake with me at worlds let's get a group chat going 🔥🔥🔥
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rue🌿@Ruesavatar·
She served us well these last 7 years 🫡
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rue🌿@Ruesavatar·
Just blew up my blender. 💀 While babysitting the Aussie cousins. I always tell my kids to be patient, then tried to make smoothies with frozen fruit in a freshly out of the dishwasher jug. Anyway, everyone found it absolutely wildly entertaining, the event of the season really
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