Billy Lane

Just look at Olise then Doue. JUST WATCH THIS SEQUENCE MAN. I haven’t enjoyed a game of football this much in years

Never forget Harry Kane is doing all of this in sketchers

If I were running transfers at United and sat down with Anderson’s agent I’d simply slide a photo of Kalvin Phillips across the table and say nothing

Gabriel was very smart by headbutting Haaland and not accidentally removing his hair bobble in an aerial duel. By avoiding 'violent conduct' he receives a yellow card rather than a red and three-game suspension. Well done, good process.

13 years on and Luke Shaw still can’t cross a ball.

I mean, I think you should get a red card for a ponytail but I'm not the FA am I

Just take him off. Will do better without and with 9 men.

@Gaz5tevo Shaw, Ugarte are trump

Got to be said, Carrick’s had a mare with the starting 11 and then no changes at half time. There was nothing in that first half that suggested things would change. Could be doing himself out of a job here to be honest.

The game has fully fucking gone. Violent conduct 🤣🤣🤣

Going to be a long night watching Ugarte in the game. 4mins in and he is already been shite

@AdamMitcheson Mate i listened to a Rogen podcast the other day with Theo Von and they were going through the numbers of kids using it. Some have done harm to themselves because of it which i so sad.

Overheard in a coffee shop - young girl to her friends “at home the only person I speak to all day is AI”. And she loves it because it’s always so helpful and tells her she’s great. The friends seemed to universally agree. Dangerous precedent being set.

Ms Lauryn Hill said “is it ok if I do a lil sum?” AND WENT ABSOLUTELY CRAZY 😭🔥🐐 I still haven’t recovered from this

RONALDINHO: THE ONE AND ONLY, a new documentary series, premieres April 16. Follow the life and career of Brazilian soccer star Ronaldinho, tracing his journey from young prodigy to global sports icon.

For eleven years, a 68-year-old retired forklift truck driver from Mirfield, England began each day by listening to his late wife's voice on their home answering machine message. She had passed away from cancer in 2003. He never changed phone companies. Every time a new provider offered him a better deal, he asked the same question: if I switch, will her voice be kept? The answer was always no. So he stayed. Then in December 2014, Virgin Media, his telephone provider, deleted the message during routine technical work. Stan Beaton described the moment he found out as one of the worst of his life. "I just could not tell people how it affected me," he told BBC Radio Leeds. "It really did devastate me." He contacted Virgin Media and told them what had happened. The executive director of engineering later described the task of finding it as searching for a needle in a haystack. The chances of recovery, he said, were slim. A team of engineers spent three days searching through archived servers anyway. They found it. Virgin Media sent Stan a CD with the recording. He broke down in tears the moment he heard her voice again. Is there a voice you would do anything to hear one more time?

The only reason the referee didn’t give United a penalty for the foul on Amad is that they had just had one. Stonewall penalty. VAR ince again shows its uselessness by refusing to overrule.

Must’ve missed the change to the rules where you can shove someone over with two hands, no intention to win the ball & trip an opposition player. Disgraceful decision. Another shocker from the refs of the best league in the world.

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Gary Neville Fuck off. Roy Keane Fuck off. Paul Scholes Fuck off. Nicky Butt Fuck off. This is the Real Manchester United legend.

DNA 💪🏼 @ManUtd

Proud of this team, proud of our fans !! Come on @ManUtd !! 💪🏽