William “Bill” McCann

I will never understand ppl that will die for a big d1 university that have no connection to it and go to a D3 university.

@Munch_Man10 You’re not gonna explore the whole thing by the end of your 3 day cruise if my autism is correct. Those Oasis class ships are so huge you need a week.

@willbillmccann It’s huge dude. I still haven’t explored the whole place.

Marking my territory on this cruise by shitting on the pool. Sorry Tommy this is my house.

@Munch_Man10 I’m jealous. Haven’t been on it yet but I know it’s huge. I’m going on Oasis of the seas in August.

@willbillmccann Wonder if the Sea

At work right now so motivated to work hard and marry someone in the NWSL. (I will eat like shit today)

Apparently everyone things I should be banned from speaking and that I should kill myself.

@Munch_Man10 No I mean like rooting for Michigan football but going to Arcadia and having no connection to Michigan

@willbillmccann I feel like money has to be a factor at least. But going to a D3 school is great and I’d rather die for my country Philadelphia than any D1 school

I will never understand ppl that will die for a big d1 university that have no connection to it and go to a D3 university.

So stoked to go to a Phillies game (even though we are going to lose)!!!

Building the wall!!!!!

@Munch_Man10 I went to the liquor store today and there was a lady giving free samples. She carded everyone but me. I’m not 21. And the flavor is stronger than surfside. It taste so good.

@willbillmccann I’ll have to find and try them

Holy shit theses are so good.

@Munch_Man10 Vodka. 4.5%. Literally taste like Gatorade.

@willbillmccann What’s the liquor in it? Vodka?

Professor at my school got busted for child porn. Went to Penn state. Go figure.

@Munch_Man10 It’s called Super lytes, made by surfside. It’s so good. Literally taste like Gatorade.

@willbillmccann Wait what are those?

Just ate an XL pizza in 5 minutes and 3 seconds.

@DaytonaDennis88 @BigSkeet17 @drdickbagg @dontbethatdumb @BigDanMill94 @DavidDPaich @Joe_Gatto @NapoIeanDynamit @BallHandler699 @Someblackguy @Lindor2Alonso Hell of a night D, hope to see you on the green soon.

THE CREW! RU CLASS OF ‘89 BACK TOGETHER! #CHOP CHEERS! @BigSkeet17 @drdickbagg @dontbethatdumb @BigDanMill94 @willbillmccann @DavidDPaich @Joe_Gatto @NapoIeanDynamit @BallHandler699 @someblackguy @Lindor2Alonso

I have the option to get a Mike trout jersey signed for $645+$250 framing. Do I do it. Or no because I’ve already spent so much money.

At a funeral rn and the pastor is asking what 67 is. This world is so cooked.

@DaytonaDennis88 @drdickbagg @BigDanMill94 @dontbethatdumb @acouplabeers @TonyRomo69420 @joe68809 @Lindor2Alonso Thank you Dig D, shot a 75 this morning. Couldn’t get any better.

early tee time for @willbillmccann this mornin. sent me this via flip phone awfully good graphic for a flip Bill. kudos to you. divorced dad tunes on the green, nothin better. enjoy your day brotha, stay strong and remember don’t give your ex wife anything in the divorce papers

Feeling UNC rn. Went to bed at an early hour compared to what i usually do. And I still feel tired and need a nap. Locking in today though. Gym at noon.