Will Ballentine 🏳️‍🌈

It’s a scary thing when you sit down at your desk with your snack and drink and realize that you must actually work now.

My new favorite response to the casual "How are you?" is "I'm in grad school" with no follow up

@blairajohnson @ScienceMill @ut_caee @CWEuTexas Congratulations!!!! Well deserved!

Realizing I need more asymmetrical nematodes in my life

Being removed from a cruise because of discriminatory medical clearance process made me feel broken and excluded from the polar community. It is validating to know that I am not alone in this experience but horrifying to read the my colleagues' stories. eenews.net/articles/how-n…

If I could actually focus on writing I’d be unstoppable

I can’t tell if I’m struggling through my book because it’s bad, or because I’ve lost the ability to focus on a book for pleasure

The real cause of polar gigantism is the Mercator projection

@lilmissratboi I think he likes you

If you’re starting grad school, you should probably be starting a retinol as well.

@lilmissratboi Theme rookie numbers. You gotta pump those up

Woah The Cambrian cirratuliform Iotuba denotes an early annelid radiation - goo.gl/scholar/rjhsE3

This is so cooooool

arthropod molting? I'm calling that a segmental breakdown

Setting Microsoft Word to replace “um” with “μm” has been the most impactful tech upgrade I’ve made in the last year

Always love seeing the cool work my friends do in a formal setting!

@blairajohnson AMAZING

@kmkocot @myapchiongco @chimpi_cobo @fsbergmeier I stared at that bottom image for waaaaay longer than I care to admit thinking “where the hell did Meghan find that many aplacs???”

I like my lab 💙

@RandiiLeiigh Have you tried bed? Bed is the best after midnight