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@Crystal_Climax @EcEssie Eat that money🤣🤣

@EcEssie I will throw it silently in their room. Then they will regreat their earlier behaviour 😁

Will you return the money?

@shazzie_chemuu @dall33007 Anza kuuza kinywero..you have a good market base...later you can do bbl or rather :chasis uplift'

@dall33007 Ebu wakataze😂

Wanaume hunishangaza sana😂😂dm ishajaa na day one..

@pretty_airnb @omokay_use If a car has been heavily “facelifted,” you don’t just take it at face value..you run diagnostics. Check the mileage, inspect the chassis for past impact, then test the gearbox and transmission. Sometimes facelift gives a false confidence of "am the prize"

@omokay_use I don't know

I have totally failed to get a serious Man to marry me😭😭😭😭🤔

@metty1_ @Maren__pie @Bab__Jay East or west ni mileage🤣🤣

@Maren__pie @Bab__Jay 😂

si mtu aninunulie hii nikue wake😢

@_mpekethu_ @KatheuNzyimi What’s with this “lady driven” tag? That stopped being a reliable traditional diagnostic machine long time ago 😂

@KatheuNzyimi Yes😂

Lady driven Mercedes for sale. - W212 - E250 - sunroof - 1991cc - YOM - 2014 - Mileage - 108,518 - exceptionally maintained with no accidents - original paint at impeccable condition Price: 3M

@emmanuel_ngathu @NSE_Investors Red card mbili dakika ya 83 na 85..then boom your team loses 2:1....msamba inawaka moto,sudden diarrhea,yellow fever,,,Then you head shrinks like casongo Ina minute🤣🤣

@NSE_Investors Odd 2 Safi pale sport pesa

Let's see your suggestions

@WashiraX @bonareri_ratemo @MacOtani Most Kenyan entrepreneurs see an auditor/accountant fee and think, "Why am I paying this person just to tell me how much I owe KRA?" They view accounting as a post-mortem..something you do after the money is made....go to imenti house all them think sales is money their money

@bonareri_ratemo @MacOtani That's where tax advisors come in.

KRA is not playing with Naivas. You know Naivas. Hii tu moja. It was a fully family owned supermarket giant. When the time came to cash out, the owners weighed their options. If they sold the supermarket from Kenya, they would pay insane taxes. So they went shopping for low tax countries. And Mauritius presented itself. It was irresistible. - 0% tax on sale of the company. In 2015, the family registered a shell company in Mauritius. Called it NIL. Then transferred all their shares to this company. So Naivas was now 100% owned by a Mauritian company. To make it even tighter, they added another layer. They set up a second shell company. Called it GFI. And transferred all NIL shares to GFI. So now: • GFI owns NIL • NIL owns Naivas Kenya Proper entanglement. Achana na hiyo yako. As all this is happening, they are unaware of one dangerous sentence sitting quietly in Kenyan tax law. It reads: • Any company managed and controlled from Kenya is a Kenyan resident company. Then the family went looking for a buyer. In 2020: • They sold 30% of the supermarket for 5.2B • By selling 30% of NIL shares So: - Naivas is still owned by NIL - But NIL now has a new shareholder And everything happened in Mauritius quietly. Nothing has changed hands in Kenya trigger anything. • Deal is closed. 0 tax. Bahati mbaya, KRA caught wind that Naivas is gone. Immediately, KRA embarked on a fault finding mission. In 2022, KRA discovered that: - The family has always lived in Kenya. Not Mauritius. - They managed and controlled every single operation of the shell companies from Kenya They invoked the one dangerous sentence. You remember it? • Any company managed and controlled from Kenya, is a Kenyan resident company. KRA said: • These Mauritius shell companies are Kenyan • They must pay tax in Kenya Tax demanded: 30% of 5.2B. Plus penalties • Total Bill: 1.8B Naivas ran to court. The court looked at it, and sided with KRA. Family wakaabiwa walipe tax. Case closed! Lesson. • Structure your offshore company properly. • Or KRA will structure it for you.

@mboni_cfc Hapo kwa Bob ndo ume mess,otherwise everything is good and authentic😆

Mpesa inaeza hold 1M???

@kalimani30 @osoroKE @ntsa_kenya Stick to super metro🤣..

@osoroKE @ntsa_kenya Utaambiwa uko jealous,kenya is full of mediocres.

Hi @ntsa_kenya, mmeona hii kweli?

@carltonkitheka1 @VictorO43408575 I read the post there was no shaming at all. The author was simply pointing out that when someone is on family planning, there’s a perception of control over conception, hence hakuna kumwaga kwa matope due to reduce fear of unintended pregnancy

@VictorO43408575 We cannot be policing women's bodies in big 2026 big man This nonsense would fly in 1966 but not today lmao😂😂

You shame women for being single mothers and you still shame them for being on birth control Are you people normal ? How does this tweet have almost 2000 likes ?

@IamDavidBett @dr_Osiani @orengo_james Someone tell @IamDavidBett to go study between Training and moderation ... It’s funny how when people can’t keep up with the facts, they start throwing insults. That’s not an argument, that is retreating into your faminine.

@willfozz1 @dr_Osiani @orengo_james 🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop parading a brainless head on X. Hapa we don't entertain dimwits.

Gen Z wameamua ni WANTAM. Big up to all the content creators, town mnapiga kazi safi na mnabuild digital economy kinyama. To the Tuko KADI crew na walombotov wote: tunazidi kusonga. Ni WANTAM bila pressure!

@IamDavidBett @dr_Osiani @orengo_james AI was trained in Kenya..That's an awkward statement, don’t try to sound overly smart. Throwing in fallacies just to look all-knowing is giving Miguna Miguna vibes.

@willfozz1 @dr_Osiani @orengo_james Many people think a text with a long dash is AI. People who read and write alot know when and how to use the dashes. Fyi AI was trained in Kenya and that's why it closely resembles natural work done by Kenyans. Hii text haina AI ndugu.

@dr_Osiani @orengo_james Use your brain to write,chatgpt makes you lazy

@orengo_james Orengo, a fixture since the 1980s, demands "WANTAM"—one term for Ruto—yet rotated from MP to Lands Minister (2008-13), senator (2013-22), and now governor (2022-) while plotting re-election. Classic hypocrisy: one term for presidents, lifetime tenure for county barons like him.

@Broadbasedgal @Nyamuya1 Villagers with makeups

@Nyamuya1 In villages 😂😂😂😂

Your favorite Governor with a fan!!!!

@Officialsachiki @mansang29 With elections approaching, Obinna seems to be pushing a narrative to make the president look like a “good man” to the younger generation. We’re not buying into that.

@mansang29 Tumbo lisiloshiba

LISTEN as Obinna thanks President Ruto for supporting the Majembe vs Mbavu Destroyer VURUGU face off, adds more support requests.

@simonkoech @PHIAMAX @IEBCKenya What’s the correlation btwn new voter and missing streams? Does it mean the system reshuffles once a stream hits 700, prioritizing new incoming voters displacing the existing? If so, refer me to the IEBC’s official communication on the algorithm. Or is this just your assumption🤔

@PHIAMAX @IEBCKenya They will still come up with reason to rant after this clarification

I’ve seen concerns about missing polling station names and stream numbers. Your details are not missing or compromised. Once you register, you’re assigned a polling centre, and @IEBCKenya guidelines limit about 700 voters per stream, hence the split into streams. The missing stream info is due to the ongoing mass voter registration and updates to the register. Names are arranged alphabetically, so streams can’t be finalized until registration is complete. After that, the IEBC will publish the final voters register with assigned streams. Online emotion battalions, commercial activists and coup plotters be informed.

@IEBCKenya Too much explanation is a red flag in itself. Keep it simple and direct: FOR YOU TO BE A VOTER, YOU MUST REGISTER. No stories, no excuses..

CLARIFICATION Should those who registered before 2012 as voters need to register afresh? Not at all UNLESS they DID NOT register as voters from 2012 when the new Register of Voter (ROV) was established under the new Constitution of Kenya 2010 and boundaries delimitation of 2012. REASON? Because before 2012, the ROV was manual. In 2012, it went BIOMETRIC and so all eligible Kenyans were required to enrol and their Biometrics captured. This is the ROV that has been in place since 2013. As of the 2022 General Election, the Commission maintained an accurate and audited register comprising 22,120,458 voters. So we have not asked ALL OLD VOTERS PRE-2012 to register a fresh. Just those few who might have missed to register in 2012 and who, subsequently, have never registered under the Biometric system to date. No panic.!! Hapa kazi tu! @IEBCKenya is Inclusive and Participatory as we deepen Kenya’s Democracy. #ECVR2026 #YourVoteYourFuture #14thMayByelections #TalkWithIEBC #StopFakeNews

@DavidXristopher @ledamalekina It's April fools day

@ledamalekina From breathing fire on government to suddenly preaching “let’s work together” after one visit and a few promises? That “iron fist” speech now sounds like performance. Kenyans aren’t stupid—we’ve seen this script before. You don’t fight corruption one week and start defending the

The day I become President of Kenya, I will rule with an iron fist against corruption, inefficiency, and negligence, while upholding the rule of law and serving the people with integrity. Kenyans deserve a government that delivers. I believe that many of the current ministers are letting the President down, prioritizing lining their own pockets over service delivery and that must change.

@RobertAlai There’s a big difference between just saying i wish to condole and actually being there for the family. Be bold about it....NDUTI GUY didn’t just wish, he showed up and gave "real support"

I wish to condole with the family of Jacob Oyoko who was killed in the boxing ring by one Julius Okuruchi. The death of Jacob would have been prevented had the Kenya Professional Boxing Commission (KPBC) chaired by Reuben Ndolo and the promoters of the tournament payed attention to the safety and needs of the players. The conduct of the KBF officials and referee in the whole match is questionable. I wish to ask @DCI_Kenya to immediately launch investigations into the unfortunate incident and have all those who committed acts of omissions and commissions arrested and charged with appropriate criminal offences. Jacob Oyoko was murdered.

@YpoliticalAss @DrJuma_M @themayor_ke So we stop hyping him… then what? Maybe we start hyping UA mum instead 😄. Honestly, when you ask people to stop something, it’s only fair to give them another option.

@DrJuma_M @themayor_ke Stop hyping this man he has been quite sakaja akifanya mambo yake huko Nairobi kinda be turned in too