Ian williams

@DennisBellDCAFC @DavidKeatley2 Or either side of himself?

@DavidKeatley2 Less than 1 in 40000. She could have been sitting on the other side of him. Unless of course one was on the end.

I had a nice conversation with a lady on the no 7 bus to Villa Park. She lives in London and supports the villa. After walking up Trinity Road, we said goodbye. Some time later, I went to see my brother in the same stand as me. The lady was seated next to him. A one 40000 chance

@EricLDaugh Trump is no Reagan

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just ENDED UK PM Keir Starmer's whole career in the Oval Office *Turns around*: "I'm DISAPPOINTED. You see that man right there? Know who that is? The late, great WINSTON CHURCHILL." "Unfortunately, Keir Starmer is NOT Winston Churchill." 🔥🔥

@pulpy Yeah these people who buy a football club and then put loads of money into it 😆

I hate Chelsea but I hope they smash this Wrexham team. Sick of the wankfest around them and their owners and this dog shit fairytale story.

@Jacksok7 Just a Tuesday night in Mold meeting the genius @PaulDraper

@theawayfans Plumber?

In 2016, Danny Drinkwater was starting regularly for Leicester City as they pulled off the impossible and won the Premier League. A year later, a move to Chelsea was meant to take him to the next level. Instead, injuries and a loss of form saw his career stall completely. When his contract ended in 2022, no clubs came calling. With no realistic path back into the top level of the game, Drinkwater chose to retire. Today, he runs his own company on a construction site in England.

What?? #learningwelsh

@JonathanCohn Can we say Cookie Monster?

I used “Who is your favorite Muppet?” as an ice-breaker in two meetings today. And everyone always nods approvingly at every answer. 10/10 question

@parkrunUK I spend the week looking forward to it and then I hate the running bit. Anyway, see you next week 🏃‍♀️ #parkrun #over50

@shiner_sam Told ya!! Didn’t go to mine this morning but nailed on next Saturday #honestguv

Week two done, feeling all refreshed and smug #parkrunwanker

@shiner_sam Well done Sam, you will be hooked! Hopefully you sorted out your barcode

Starting the weekend with our first ever park run. Much better than a hangover I must say ☀️

@HA11NNH What road? 🫨

Road closed 🙈❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️

No one told me it was dickhead day on the roads

Some might say that the RNLI do a great job #savinglivesatsea

RIP our wonderful brother Mani. The greatest bass player and friend we could ever have wished for. X

@callybeaton listened to the Chatabix episode and kept thinking - have David Earl and @eliistender10 been seen in the same room? Sound sooo alike. To me, anyway

@Faybe1989 Sending best wishes to you Faye

Message from Faye’s Mum: Sadly Faye was rushed into Resus 10 days ago and has been on life support in ITU ever since. Her breathing is still is very bad but she is aware of what’s going on for now so please do send your love and wishes her way while she’s still able to read them.

@00julesj Apart from slight burnage outer top corners

What a combo

If I write a book, I will write under Beryl Bick. That’s just my pen name @richardosman @MarinaHyde #fanfiction

@NeetaB_ Early night is a luxury! How is the running going?

Everyday 😍

@Pops__o I’m like that with brown sauce

Eating lunch and in my mixed salad leaves there is rocket, I avoid any bags containing the peppery rascal as I thought I didn’t like it, but wait, reader, I do like it! My tastebuds have finally grown up