Will Reimer 🎙⚡️🌙

Jeffrey Epstein sounding like Woody Allen was not on my 2026 bingo card

That moment of pride after you've convinced a computer that you're a human

Movies just don't have medallions as plot devices anymore

Sorry babe can't talk, i'm scrolling the comment section to see if anyone shares my contrarian opinion on the subject matter

Whenever I see someone mention "Hamnet"

Currently watching the new series "Malice", starring Jack Whitehall and David Duchovny. Jack Whitehall is a sadistic, two-faced British sociopath with nothing behind his eyes, who masquerades as a normal human being. He's also in the new series "Malice"

Bugonia! Easy top 5 of 2025. So much fun.

Music History Fun Fact: Joni Mitchell's "Both Sides Now" was written about a tumultuous day after eating a bad oyster in Providence, Rhode Island

Going on twitter is cool because I don't know whether to love or hate Selena Gomez today

currently writing a country song that also satirizes the beauty industry it's called "nip and truck"

More than anything, AI videos are just so boring to me. I have yet to see one that made me think "this is awesome, I'm glad we have this". Chat GPT as a roided up google? Sure. But 99% of the AI I've seen is not interesting at all.

@LukeBarnett Incredible investigative journalism

I’m not usually a conspiracy theory guy but…

TECH SUPPORT!

"Sloop John B" is the adult version of "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh".

Do you ever interact with a stranger in public and think like "yeah, I'm so fucking great at being a citizen"

Commenting "You seem so happy!" on friend's marriage photos

Frantically removing the ten self-help books from my car before taking it to the mechanic to make sure I'm not charged the $50 "wanker" fee

The new Naked Gun movie was completely awful.

Found a small notebook on the ground outside a supermarket today. Picked it up. Nothing interesting, whatsoever. I'm reminded that life is not always like a movie. Disappointed.

@zimranjacob Yes please

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