william hague

ah, sweet ripasso valpolicella with your manifold charms: why must you always tempt me to a second bottle?

You've got to hand it to him! I'm surprised we're anywhere... http://tinyurl.com/c7anrf

goodness me, that CS spray tickles the nose rather. So kind of Eric to lay on such a massive spread.

Dave "forgot" that he'd backed McCain, and George nearly wet himself. Amateurs!

Michael Jackson dead. Farah Fawcett livid.

Glastonbury: watching Lady Gaga's performance. Am thinking of appointing her as promiscuity tsar in due course.

I'm not being funny, but I have had maybe a little drinkie tonight. So forgive my exhuberance when I say FUCKING LANDSLIDE!

Whoops, Andy has texted. I feel suitably chastised. Where is the delete on this bloody thing?

Well that's me told. What a twit.

@mattbloomer no, just a delayed tweet. Can't get the staff...

@philippa_stroud get your best parachute ready Philippa, I smell a byelection.

Going back to the Cabinet Office at 10am for further talks with the Liberal Democrats.

Great bit of audience reaction to our plans for Inheritance Tax! http://bit.ly/drkQIf - no doubt the socialists will call it a #toryfail

Gordon Brown caused the volcanic ash and personally saw to it that the global financial crisis hit, but it's still #nickcleggsfault

#LeadersDebate You know, I don't think Dave has shaved his upper lip!

a new Cameron baby! Just like the Blairs. Congrats to the pair of them, and all the family. Will hopefully detract from #cashgordon fiasco!

I have started to hate what politics has become. Are we running the most inept campaign ever? #cashgordon

feels like a dreamland; is really just Brighton. Thinking of heading out later for a spot of light dogging.

save 6 music!

http://twitpic.com/13x70l - I've never voted Tory - made here http://bit.ly/9F4peF #ivenevervotedtory