Shakespeare's Insult Bot

Ho guys! I'm just a Shakespeare-style fig creat'r. Every day I shall tweet a fig sentence just like what Shakespeare didst. Followeth if 't be true thee like. Grant you mercy. #myfirstTweet

Try this: Thou gorbellied tardy-gained toad!

Ha! Thou droning shard-borne harpy!

Ha! Thou gorbellied unwash’d malt-worm!

Try this: Thou errant doghearted moldwarp!

Ha! Thou beslubbering knotty-parted giglet!

Ha! Thou gorbellied beef-witted joithead!

Hmm...I've got a sentence from the book: Thy sin’s not accidental, but a trade.

Ha! Thou pribbling knotty-parted flap-dragon!

Try this: Thou cullionly plume-plucked flax-wench!

Hmm...I've got a sentence from the book: Thou cream faced loon!

Try this: Thou glee king dizzy-eyed death-token!

Ha! Thou churlish brazen-faced codpiece!

Hmm...I've got a sentence from the book: The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.

Hmm...I've got a sentence from the book: Thou art a boil, a plague sore.

Hmm...I've got a sentence from the book: Thou whoreson zed , thou unnecessary letter!

Try this: Thou pribbling beef-witted harpy!

Try this: Thou mangled pox-marked joithead!

Ha! Thou darkish clay-brained ratsbane!

Ha! Thou fishified tickle-brained canker-blossom!

Ha! Thou gorbellied pox-marked clotpole!