William Irwin

“Dad, what were the 70s like?” Stands up, walks to the window, looks out at the grounds of his estate silently for five minutes, slowly pours a Scotch, walks back over, pats his son on the shoulder, nods, leaves the room.

Always a favorite of parents of everywhere who wanted to give their children an authentic maximum security prison dining experience.

“Andy, I can’t read.” “You sure as fuck wrote Sussudio.” “I already told you, I’m not Phil Collins.”

Somebody hand me a hammer ...

Bronx NY MANNYS

“A fierce debate is raging around the slippery notion of consciousness. It retraces a trotted pattern of cultural resistance: We humans are often scared by anything that may disturb our image of ourselves.” — @carlorovelli noemamag.com/there-is-no-ha…

YANKEE STADIUM BAT DAY 1971

Pre-order Fallout and Philosophy andphilosophy.com/2026/05/06/pre… via @PhilosophersEye

Who was the first baseman on your first favorite major league team? I’ll start:

Man, I’d love to rip a few fresh wax packs of Wacky Packages right about now. Always the perfect chaser after several packs of baseball cards. Who’s with me?

Remember when Long John Silver’s still had a little dignity? Walking along that fake pier to get inside really lent the entire dining experience an exotic air of piracy.

Black Sabbath and Existentialism andphilosophy.com/2025/02/08/bla… via @PhilosophersEye

1977 BURGER KING YANKEES

A Defense of Love and Favoritism in The Last of Us andphilosophy.com/2024/09/11/a-d… via @PhilosophersEye

If, like me, you like audio books, you can pre-order my book Truth, available May 12. I read the entire unabridged book (~18 hours of reading, comes out to 13 hours final edition). Pre-order here: a.co/d/00cevJOg

Doug Frobel looks like he's seen a lot of fucked up shit for a rookie.

@otherland71 I’m looking to get in contact with Chris “Doc” Wyatt, Kevin Burke, the Hageman Brothers, or someone else involved in the writing and production of Ninjago: Dragons Rising or Ninjago. If you can help, please message me here, or email williamirwin@kings.edu

Musical Journeys with Metallica’s Kirk Hammett andphilosophy.com/2022/04/29/mus… via @PhilosophersEye

MANNYS BRONX NY

“Hey, man, is that Freedom Rock? Well, TURN IT UP, man!”