William K. Bronson

@RobbyBerger You are are your best with this kind of humor. Self-aware, humble, and hilarious.

Starting to realize it’s gonna be a tough week

@davidubben 76 is not +9

Tough 76 (+9) for Bryson DeChambeau. Bunker play on 11 and 18 was a mess. May need to get Kevin Hart back on the bag.

@aerionsdunk There is no justice here apparently!

@williamkbronson Let me back in INNAKWKRHEKAKSHF

i locked the gates for this one…

@wingoz What are you talking about? If Fred Ridley can piblicly saying having Dude Perfect to Augusta was a mistake, why is this not worse?

Who wants to tell him?

@Riley_Gaines_ A classic tweet style from you Riley. Atop avoiding the issue. Do you support the President’s psychotic, genocidal tweeting?

If the man who required tampons in 4th grade boy's bathrooms thinks you've lost your mind, it's a pretty good sign you're completely sane.

@RepLuna Then resign and dedicate your life to reforming it! Something tells me you won’t.

I am sick of serving in Congress with immoral freaks who abuse their office and bring dishonor to the institution. Congress is rotted to the core and it needs a complete overhaul. The American people deserve better than this.

So true, Professor.

@BrentScher Neither, you idiotic demagogue

These are the episodes today from Ben Shapiro and Tucker Carlson, just after the American military rescued two soldiers from behind enemy lines. Remind me, which one of these guys is "America First"?

@JoeyKnish22 Yeah you’re a fool. Don’t get your Masters info from tiktok!

I always thought this was the coolest thing until somebody snuck a phone in last year and did a full TikTok review of the menu and the quality was downright dumpster TRASH. Pinmento cheese was 2 slices of wonder bread and one slice of cold cheese. Completely ruined it for me.

@RepLuna If you really care, release the list.

If this is true, it is horrifying. He should also be added to the freaks and wierdos currently in Congress. Can you all stop molesting your staff? It’s unacceptable, illegal, gross, etc.

@ClarenceMaximus This guy worked at a firm I have a lot of respect for too. What a wack job.

Justice Gorsuch reading this:

@RonanFarrow @NewYorker @andrewmarantz Ronan, thank you for publishing hard-hitting, human, and honest pieces. The world is better because of you.

The reporting on OpenAI and Sam Altman that I've been working on for the past year and a half, for @NewYorker, with @andrewmarantz: newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…

Ronan Farrow is one of the great modern American journalists. His impact on history is undeniable. This piece, in true fashion, is hard-hitting, human, and honest. Thank you for being you @RonanFarrow.

@Listen_Dana @Fintech03 I’m not ignoring that possibility. I haven’t offered a theory on why those words are on the box. I think you’re likely correct! OP, obviously, does not. I’m just challenging what he said. What is the issue?

@williamkbronson @Fintech03 I feel like you're both ignoring the possibility that it's on the box as a quirky attempt at a joke.

The "Open box before eating" warning looks like a joke. But it is a protective shield forged by very real, very expensive legal precedents like M.K. v. Whole Foods (2009). On 28th Aug, 2006, at a Whole Foods in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, a customer (M.K.) reached for a case of 365 Sparkling Mineral Water (Whole Foods' private label). As she lifted the case, the cardboard box suddenly opened from the bottom. Glass bottles fell out of the bottom & smashed onto her foot and ankle. The law firm (Aronfeld Trial Lawyers) treated it as an International Product Liability case. The attorneys sued not just Whole Foods, but also the Italian manufacturer & the designer of the cardboard case. They argued that the box was negligently designed because it could suddenly open w/o warning. The case hinged on the idea that there is no warning saying Do not lift by the cardboard/Ensure bottom is supported, the manufacturer is liable for the foreseeable misuse of trusting the box. On 2nd June, 2009, it was settled out of court (A confidential amount in 6 figures). This settlement sent a shockwave through the packaging industry. It proved that in the U.S. legal system, a box is a product in itself. If the box is part of the product experience, it must have its own owner’s manual printed on it.

@Fintech03 I agree! But that does not really acknowledge what I’ve said about your post. You are misunderstanding tort law. Do you agree?

@williamkbronson Sir, we all are free to have an opinion 🙏

@Fintech03 @Fintech03 why like my response but not reply to it? I am criticizing your post, to be clear.

@Fintech03 Good description of the case, but it really does not apply well here. This is not cautioning against pitfalls of the box. It is describing an obvious imperative. You can’t eat the pizza unless you open the box. What reasonable danger is this warning against?

@5149jamesli You’re a fucking moron.

This is extremely creepy and Joe knows it. The only way for Oz Pearlman to have successfully guessed his pin number correctly is for him to hire someone to follow Joe around, observe him enter it at a bank or checkout somewhere, and record it. This dude needs to be exposed.

@flushingitgolf He won 18 majors, NOT including two U.S. Amateurs**. Including those, he won 20.

Jack Nicklaus has posted a video message on Instagram to celebrate re-acquiring the Nicklaus Companies: “You may have heard that I’ve re-acquired the businesses of the company I founded over 50 years ago, the Nicklaus Companies. “Everything I’ve done in my career and life has been about family and building a legacy. And today, the Nicklaus Companies, are back in the hands of my family and me.” Jack Nicklaus was awarded $50 million in a defamation lawsuit against the Nicklaus Companies back in October, and he was then cleared to buy the assets of the firm for $35.7 million. Jack won 18 majors including 2 US Amateurs and his LLC named “20 majors” has acquired his name, image and likeness as of March 2026, as well as his golf design business, ending the corporate litigation.