Mr. Ferguson

@lindaikeji Will he still be charged with theft, get judged and sentenced to jail? Or they will release him after that?

An avocado thief was forced to eat 51 unripe avocados after being caught harvesting them from a farm.

@Owiggy_ Men who like gay jokes and wear durags

Imagine your girlfriend leaving you for a guy you’ve already fucked🙂‍↔️

Hawaiian 🍍🤤

@Tufab @Larrythacarter And then the director says “cuuttttttt, it’s a wrap”… then you go house, your wife asks you “how was work today honey” you be like “it wasn’t easy but we thank God…” “we even had this sex scene today and it was really kind of hot, can’t wait for you to watch it bb”

If you kiss my wife like this for set, just carry her go from there. She even close eyes… why she dy close eyes. Don’t u know closing eyes mean say affection don start from there.

@delorff @DylanFon1 We had no taste yet back then brother. In fact we hadn’t developed a sense of taste back then 😅

I just saw pictures of my first girlfriend on Instagram, I had terrible taste in women, sahh

Men who use too many gay jokes are low key gays.

@dashacovera Buea is operating as an administrative, educational, and tech hub. Buea is one of Central Africa’s biggest Tech and startup hubs with many Software companies, digital media, and innovation labs. Buea is not known as Silicon Mountain for nothing. Buea is more than just partying.

Nothing concern buea with opening factories and industries , na opening new bar,club and restaurant we sabi, the country fes hard , make we chop drink go sleep.

@big_zehrry It’s more expensive.

I hardly see cars with this color in Nigeria Why? 🤔

@Dama_Baby1 @Amy_beke And now you brought me back to it 😭😭

@williferg @Amy_beke Why did you bring to my tl 😭😭😭

Facts about men that can cook?

@Janiee_Jayy Is it laziness now cuz it’s a man? Or women are exempted from also going to the gym?

This is for the men that are lazy to hit the gym 😂

@Bester_Ayo @jacky_tah And you would think transportation has to be cheaper due to the nearness and availability of funge which is used by almost all the taxis and okada riders but NOPE!!

I stayed in Limbe for a year, and I prefer Yaoundé a thousand times over. Transportation is expensive, food prices are high, and you can hardly get a decent chicken for 7k. Meanwhile, in Yaoundé, 5k can get you one of the best chickens. cost of living in limbe is on another level

What’s the difference between a bathroom and a restroom?

@iam_zenzen @NgongOliver Ya jaw go lean eh 🤣

@williferg @NgongOliver 😂😂😂 cliques go click!!!

There are a lot of smart people on X who rarely tweet, they only observe. Analyze how we trigger and confront issues and then just stay quiet. Those people know you more than your friends do 🤣🤣.

@iam_zenzen @NgongOliver If you want know who dey for you just spread some lie lie story then you go know who actually dey for you on this app 😅

@williferg @NgongOliver I nodi use this ya talk play 😂

@ironmike_405 I prefer ginger shots cuz I can add some honey to it. It gives me a clean energy boost.

@williferg Oh Yeeahh, I recall just eating ginger as opposed to getting the ginger shots, yes it does count !!

People don’t eat raw ginger before the gym??

@ironmike_405 Full range of motion and great form.

Looks can be deceiving

@NgongOliver @DylanFon1 Maybe cuz it makes sense to them? 😅

There are some things that will never make sense to me. Why do people smoke?