Will Kruse

Well look at that, I know one of the photos in that Instagram post @FlightWineBarDC! Thanks for taking care of us for all these years

@311DCgov I do indeed - 21-00408787.

@willkalming Do you have service request number?

Hey @311DCgov any chance you can help me out here, this request was open for almost a year before it got closed with this comment. Best part - 8/2 was trash pickup day so I know for a fact that my cans were sitting outside...

@espn Yes, no sound for the #womenseuros2022 is technical issues and very annoying. But what is worse? YOU ending feed due to bo sound with a banner ‘EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES-WE’LL GET THIS FIXED ASAP’, and now we’re missing the damn match! #EngvGer

Might be one of my favorite emails every month. Thanks @glynnstewart

@ThatRabbiCohen My small contribution, love my charcoal nails, they go well with a fedora or a lightsaber.

At 10:30 a.m. today, I was fired from my job as editor of The Athens News, effective immediately. The reason was violation of Adam’s Publishing Group’s social media policy, for posts I made on Monday warning readers about scams promoted in ads purchased at the national level. 1/

@madebygoogle I know I'm just adding to the noise, but I've literally been trying to order since 10am ET failing repeatedly to finally try again and have the whole mess out of stock. I really wanted this phone and to miss out due to tech issues sucks.

Our Google Store went down during the #Pixel6Launch. We apologize and are working on it. We will let you know when it’s back up.

@graykimbrough The fact that they fulfilled Godwin's law in an email about *checks notes* ...zoning and rent control... hurts my brain

The above message on Nextdoor, to which the author attached her name, is typical of many apocalyptic and entitled comments from MoCo homeowners, egged on by NIMBY County Executive Marc Elrich. Another one from a Town of Chevy Chase homeowner paraphrases "First They Came...":

The Town of Chevy Chase is a place where wealthy white people feel comfortable admitting that they want to live in an urban area with good infrastructure while excluding everyone else.

@ruckusdeleon @BarredinDC The fact that that single emoji summed up the entire scene is fantastic

@BarredinDC 💩

The Ted Lasso season finale has possibly the funniest scene of the entire series.

How would you feel if Facebook stayed down for good? (Gifs only)

My face when I hop on for a simple @onepeloton rock ride and @emmalovewell informs me that it's a 45 minute climb...my hamstrings are officially begging for mercy

THE COMBAT WHEELCHAIR v3.0.1 is here! Errata has been made to clarify and streamline rules both core and for the 14 subclasses (including a whole new class with 4 subclasses & @matthewmercer's blood hunter). Everything else remains & still 100% FREE #dnd drive.google.com/drive/folders/…

@WashProbs Kennedy Center terrace overlooking the Potomac, during intermission.

If you’ve gotten engaged in DC where did it happen? / If you were to get engaged in DC where would you like it to happen?

THE COMBAT WHEELCHAIR v3.0! Extensive core rules, 14 subclasses (+ a whole NEW class & @matthewmercer's blood hunter), upgrades catalogue, NPCs, short story, & beautiful artwork! Plain text & dyslexic friendly PDFs too! 100% FREE! drive.google.com/drive/folders/… #dnd #ttrpg #disability

@EstherCinDC "The Sound of Silence" as covered by Disturbed versus the original Simon & Garfunkel track.

@roll20app Gods, please tell me I don't sparkle.

You wake up, shocked to find that you no longer have a heartbeat. You've been transformed into a vampire, your Sire standing next to you with a fanged grin. What's the first thing you say? 🧛

🔥 ✨ GIVEAWAY✨ 🔥 We're giving away this Kickstarter exclusive 'Lunar Vault' in Purpleheart with holographic flake and brass inlay AND a set of Ruby in Zoisite Gemstone Dice 😍 To enter the giveaway simply like and retweet Winner chosen on Monday✔️

Dear @Oohhs_and_aahhs I would very much like it if this was my dinner every night. Damn, this was a delicious meal.

Ok this was not the plan, but the love for the Boozy Box has been too strong... 10K retweets and we’ll find a way to make it happen for real 🧃🧃🧃