koisty 👻

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about Resident Evil”

@studiozaum thog dont caare

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they should let that horny heavy breathing dude from deftones take a whack at the national anthem. like fuck it who cares

@alexcsiple It arrived 🥹 I adore it 💕 💕 💕

@willkillforexp THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️

guess who's back

🍓🚃（1/2）　#オウジリョコウ

how it feels to say “girl fuck you” to a man x.com/SussySpongey/s…

You got the Tylenol Autism, I got the Calpol Autism, we’re not the same

At the Chemical Brothers tribute gig and no one is fucking with the Salmon Dance the way I am

Good evening. I'm Special Agent Dana Scully, this is Agent Mulder, we're with the FBI. Can we speak with you for a moment please?

there’s an ambiguously southern accented voice in my head telling me to git. go on, it tells me

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit

[wendy williams voice] Okay, clap if Allah should blight them

Worried bunny: I hop so....

me if i was a detective: ok wait omg