Will LaMont (lowk dead) 𐂂

OWEN FANART HE IS SO PRECIOUS!!! on EVERYONE’S souls we are ALL throwing hammers at Ferris #normalsville #fanart #digitalart

oh? :O seems like this big fluffy guy has a little gift for you :3

chicken breasts range to around $2.50/$2.57 per pound this has to be at least $15 worth

stinky

accidentally wrote “PORK ALERT” instead of “PORK ALLERGY” on a ticket at work tonight

“please don’t smoke cigarettes around my baby” “sir this is a non-smoking space” “there are children around”

first thing i’d do if i became super rich would be to go through a car wash a hundred times and then to build a massive circular automated car wash after i love car washes

Jane Remover teases their fourth album in new post 👀

@letitbeeetle MAYBE petas teaching dogs how to say the nword maybe PETAS teaching dogs how to say the nword maybe petas TEACHING dogs how to say the nword maybe petas teaching DOGS how to say the nword maybe petas teaching dogs HOW to say the nword maybe petas teaching okay im done

WE all live in a yellow submarine we ALL live in a yellow submarine we all LIVE in a yellow submarine we all live IN a yellow submarine we all live in A yellow submarine we all live in a YELLOW submarine we all live in a yellow SUBMARINE

when i say i want a bear i mean that i either want a FAT and HAIRY man and by FAT i do not mean twitter fat i want em FAT

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!! Make sure you stuff your loved ones full of foo- I mean love 💜

If you’re lonely this valentines day, just remember, you always have food waiting for you ❤️ food will never break your heart

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Lowkey, embrace your chubbiness because someone out there might like it.

Also i saw a chubby slugcat and now i am in love with them too HEHEH