florine. ♛
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florine. ♛
@willnofortune
— dangerous, 1991. 💿 ⟢ @vdysseys

wow I'm genuinely shocked SNL was allowed to say this during their annual "joke swap" bit on Weekend Update Michael Che reading what Colin Jost wrote for him: "The movie 'Michael' won the box office again this weekend, and since a few members of the Jackson family are actually in the audience tonight I wanted to take a minute to tell everybody what I really think. Michael Jackson did nothing wrong! He was right to molest all those kids! And they were lucky. I would have paid him to do it. And I did! That's right. When I was 10 years old Michael Jackson molested ME, and the only thing it gave me was a fetish for middle-aged white women."

LE PRIX PITIÉ JE SUIS MORTE DE RIRE

To all mjtwt on here STOP MAKING MFN GCS MANE. Gcs are the common denominator of all ts chaos. When will yall learn? I understand yall want friends n shit but like stop deadass. Gcs are not tha way to go




toaster quality but omg he’s real

I can’t picture Michael Jackson eating no pussy g I can’t I’m sorry


'i can't think of a good joke to tell' please, he's so silly.












