willow has a song that nobody knows
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willow has a song that nobody knows
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NEW Larry the Cat has just killed and eaten a mouse feet from the door of 10 Downing St during the Prime Minister’s press conference. The mouse was killed in the courtyard of the Foreign Office, dragged across the street and consumed by Larry on the grass next to Number 10’s door. We have the film. This is not an April Fool. It is the first time this has happened in my long hours standing outside 10 Downing Street. Here is Larry moments before the mouse killing.




"We're not trying to KILL trans women, we're just trying to force you into male prisons for life to be raped and murdered if we catch you using our idea of the wrong bathroom. How do we enforce this, you ask? Forced genital checks, including on children. We're good Christians!☺️





BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Liz Truss suggests “underground transgender mafia” may be responsible for Italian chocolate heist that saw over 12 tonnes of KitKats stolen.






















