Will Wank

Yo I fw u bro @OfficialDW03

@BracketNky x.com/i/status/20589…

Guaranteed these are all right. My regional winners predictions

@GillyJohnson24 CJ Bailey loading…

Let’s have a dialogue #cfb

@MattAblesBurner We’ve got Jacari Brim. We’re good.

State fans are in shambles rn😂 official Samodurov commitment soon and we’re set

@BRWalkoff @BleacherReport @MLB #thatsbaseball

One day after being no-hit by the Astros, the Rangers just put up EIGHT RUNS in the first against them 🤯 (via @MLB)

He strikes again #whiffwade

@UNCballTalk Obviously know nothing about Aaron Rai. -The Wank

Shrink the game of golf, if you have iron covers you should be in jail. #shrink

NC State had 11 wins against the field, two series wins against #2 seeds, a top-35 overall SOS, and the 2nd hardest ACC schedule. Using Avent's retirement as a blanket statement without any rational thinking just makes you look like a delusional casual.

Had to lose a sock. Fuck you @sheetz

NOT DONE YET

@RCorySmith @PackPower247 @247Sports @MichaelClark247 @MasercolaMiles @TravisBranham_ @ebosshoops @bmoney277 @s_t_editz @Charlie_Grib @DushawnLondon1 @BJenkins247 Love this

BREAKING: Robert Jurković has committed to play for NC State men's basketball during the 2026-27 season. The 6-foot-9 Slovenian big man averaged 8.3 points and 3.6 rebounds last season while shooting 54.5 percent and 36 percent from behind the arc. ✍️: 247sports.com/college/north-…

@boxscorewatchr Mr. Trump, who is your favorite MLB team? #lank

@willwank7483 I agree #lank

The Wank’s top 5 things: 1. Busch Light 2. Mizuno irons 3. Flip flops 4. NC State sports 5. Philadelphia Phillies #thoughts

@PlatekBurner W mountain

@willwank7483 FehMountain.

Why is Bob Seger so good? #lank

There is no reason this man should not have 30m+ monthly listeners. #segerslaps

Why am I still awake? #beer

How is it that I drink every weekend and still am not addicted? #lank #dedication #beer

@conquertheno Fireball, freshman year. #highschool

Which alcohol was it for you?