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Long time no tweet. Or is it called “x-ing” now? Regardless, I haven’t actively posted on here since highschool. And boy have I had a lot of let downs since then but somehow they all turned out for the best! Say it louder for the people in the back, Glen!

@ClemsonBaseball @j_crighton5 @jacob_jarrell1 Let’s get some momentum back

. @j_crighton5 brings in a walk sending @jacob_jarrell1 home 🐅 B7 || DUK 15, CU 7 🖥️ shorturl.at/R85Ey

Absolutely epic moment. He had finished his set and the lights were off and we all shouted “one more song” until he decided to come back out. He also thanked us profusely his whole performance. He was just as shocked as we were that what happened, HAPPENED.

@Josh_Johnson79 Heel

That’s the butt

Only drip I got rn is that post nasal. #allergyszn @Mucinex #thankyou

Pam didn’t find God in an Applebee’s. There’s clearly a better option. #teamchilis

@BarstoolClemson #BestBarTTT let’s go!!!

@africabytotobot I love that this account still exists

I hear the drums echoing tonight

Tiktok encourages the cringiest behavior. A friend of mines ex made a tiktok of her moping on the floor beating the floor to that beat that people do with the car window thing...anyway caption was “when U hear the first guy who shattered your heart got a gf the day before vday”

Just got an update that my average screen time was down by 5.5 hours last week! (Thanks to finding a job!) Now time to tweet about it and reward myself by scrolling through the negativity of Twitter rants

Tell me you like soccer without telling me you like soccer

Sports Center insta will show a home video of a kid making a bucket in a fisher price hoop with the caption “This is incredible.”

Angry. Upset. Disappointed. But not surprised. Words matter. Leadership matters. Today will remain as a stain on the republic and do lasting damage to our standing in the world. The men & women who built this country—our children—deserve better. apple.news/AkjQKb0uBRSqUq…

When you tell your dad that your puppy will drop the ball when you simply tell him “no”...and dad continues to say “drop it, drop ittttt” to no avail...

@DankPartyHat Facebook and Instagram and Apple heard you say it. Expect ads for jobs and apartments and cars to start trickling in.

My goals for 2021: 1. Graduate 2. Secure employment and a place of my own 3. Buy a car so I can stop whippin the man van Speaking it into existence

I am not blah I am a HOOT.

Sportscenter’s Instagram these days will show a video of a kid flipping a water bottle with the comment “NO WAY”

The best thing I’ve learned this week is that when squirrels fall/jump - they land like superheroes