wilwom

white people be like i miss ruby tuesdays

@tobyoyote i think im 90% less likely to find someone attractive if they look like every other person around me

clothes can do literally so much you have no idea

some young people just aren't leftists and aren't progressive but they won't admit it

"Why would you even need porn if youre in a relationship" I like jerking off to big hairy dudes and my girlfriend is Not One 👍

i really do stay silly though

you ever look at discourse on twitter and go “yea you guys definitely don’t care about ts in real life”

@The_Real_Puzz wgar

@wilwom Ohhhhh shiiiiiiii 👀

i am going to write a manifesto

@tobyoyote i'll think abt it

let's play together!

i am a sexy fat man

@haydendelro idk how to play magic but i can learn

just because i live in the basement doesn't mean i should switch over your laundry

i rlly wish they brought back favourite colours for miis so i could actually choose their house colours instead of it being based on personality

no, i don't like being told i look like caseoh, no, i don't care you think hes cool and funny

@PoLiiQas too late unfortunately.

@wilwom you are the realest person on twitter ever please dont get a job ♥

strawberry jam over grape any day

@DirtyHippie22 man ok you gotta stop doing this

@diarrheamegan how did you come to the conclusion that the nipple belongs to joe rogan

Ok. why is he holding joe rogan's purple nipple

That’s funny bc doing cute good dad type activities is unbelievably attractive from a woman’s perspective whereas caring more about what your boys think is a huge turn off. Homosocial theory strikes again