Wimp Decaf Coffee Co

"I know a guy who built a business selling chocolate cocks." These are the kinds of serious conversations you have as an ecommerce founding team.

The buddha taught that you should let it go. I take that to mean fart. I'm pretty sure that's the standard understanding. You may disagree. You are allowed to be wrong.

We shipped an official @home_assistant integration, so you can connect your Ghost data to devices in the real world. 🤖 Now you can track your subscribers, MRR, or open rate wherever you like. On your Apple Watch, Android phone, E-ink display, or IoT-enabled-carrier-pigeon.

Happy Holidays from Wimp to you :)

We all know someone who should decaffeinate. Without naming names, why should they go decaf? Answer that makes me snort laugh wins a bag.

@Shpigford Channel 13. It's where MTV used to be. It has all the good stuff.

you can’t use social media to market your product. what channels do you use?

I'm 6 days into my 34 day journey across Japan. Follow along if you like mtthw.ghost.io (email newsletter). A few photos from this week.

@Shpigford I'd love to send you a bag of decaf on the house. DM me and I'll get that set up for you if you're interested.

@kevinmcmurphy @neoromantic @josephathomas @Shpigford @whale Yo Kevin. Thx homie!

@neoromantic @josephathomas @Shpigford Check out @wimpdecaf. It was started by @whale to solve this exact problem. Best decaf I’ve ever had

starting to think caffeine is, at the very least, not *helping* my anxiety. but I've been drinking 2-3 cups of coffee a day for like 15 years. any suggestions for what to transition to?

Stressed? Anxious? You have options: Therapy: $250 Cabin in the woods: $250k Yoga in Bali: $3500 for triangle pose w/ monkeys. Acupuncture: $120 for get stabbed. Retail: $200 for jeans that won’t fix your childhood. Better Decaf: about 96¢ per cup. wimpdecaf.com

Game time!

Swiss Water decaffeination. Not happening in Switzerland. It's in Canada. Make sense right? Learn more here. wimpdecaf.com/blogs/wimp/why…

Learn about decaffeination over in the place. wimpdecaf.com/blogs/wimp/ea-…

@Narrow_Labs Yoooo! Nice mention. Thx!

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@groverlight @RossMackay111 You rang? We're doin that disruption over in this place.

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No dedicated decaf RTD coffee brand exists. Massive white space for someone to own the decaf market and be the go-to for premium, craft decaf. Time to disrupt.

@jonminori @BobbyThakkar @whale Yooo! Thx for the mention @jonminori. Having fun over here.

@BobbyThakkar Check out what @whale is building at @wimpdecaf

Trying to collab with a coffee brand for an upcoming drop, any interesting co's out there?

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@ryanaduffy DEWD! Thank you! We're working hard to make it great:

From one coffee snob to another, @wimpdecaf is really good

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