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@premierinn Really disappointed selected pay upon arrival entered my card details and boom payment taken. Booking cancelled - will have to think carefully to see if I come back. Let’s see how long you keep my money for……

@RevRichardColes Definitely needs to happen soon.

@RevRichardColes So sorry to hear this Richard. Dogs are just a chapter in our life book. We are their whole book. I’m sure that you have given them the happiest story they could ask for.

@NeilSausage Love this 🥰

Today is National Dacshund Day where hoomans in the UK celebrate the longest day by worshipping the longest dog. And so they should.

@RevRichardColes just making some breakfast and starting to listen to the audible version of Murder at the Monestry.

@NeilSausage Perfect size for your snoot !!

Score

@NeilSausage Excellent pictures Neil (and hoodad)

Went on an explore with hoodad today

@NeilSausage Sweet gentle Neil with your new fren 💙

My new fren is verrrrry sloooooow 🐌

@TheSquirmyWorms Such a beautiful picture

I very much enjoyed my woodland walkies today. (Any rumours you hear about me rolling in horse poo and then having to have a bath are unsubstantiated.)

@NeilSausage Don’t see you not eating it out of protest though Neil. You seem to be enjoying it 🤣💙

The hoopawrents felt bad that I couldn’t share their meal cos it was too spicy and the cake would make me drunk. The cheapskates gave me a cupless pupcup

@NeilSausage The cutest helper/supervisor 💙

Quality controlling hoodads work

Pals last week my brother Otto went to sleep forever. I am very sad and miss him lots. Mum is sad too but we are having lots of cuddles. 🌈🥰Stupid IVDD #sausagearmy #dachshunds #IVDD

@dog_rates Brilliant work Ruby. Hope she got all the treats that night.

Dramatic video shows a dog named Ruby rescuing her human after he fell into an icy lake. We're giving her our highest rating, a 15/10.

@RevRichardColes They thicken soup very well as an alternative to a potato. Unless the soup is meant to be green though I would peel them.

@ediesausage Oh Edie. Feel better soon sweet girl x

I've managed to go 6 months without hurting my leg....then yesterday I woke up like this! 😢 It's the worst it's been for over a year now. 😞

@DetJasonWhite Congratulations 🎉

Grandson #2 joined us in the world on November 2… Welcome to Ryan Klay White 😍

@JustinWilliamss @FSCmoreton @swasFT @Glosfire @Glos_Police @jesip999 @swasft_eprr Shortest motorway in the country !!

@menatrixx4 @NeilSausage They hound get these tested by dachshunds before making such a statement 🤣🐾🐾

@NeilSausage indestructible?🤔 for a dachshund nothing is impossible!😉🥰

An indestructible stuffie fren. Sounds like a challenge to me. What do you think #dogsoftwitter

@menatrixx4 @NeilSausage Haven’t met a toy that my dachshunds can’t destroy in less than 30 mins !! 🤣

@fionajbentley Clever Colin good boy 🐾

Going off lead! Excuse the voice over 😬😂 he’s not the most confident of guys so I only let him off in a secure place where he’s happy ☺️ he’s making lots of friends down our local park 👍 in retrospect it took over a year to feel safe to let Baz off 😳