Joanna Wing

MSP airport this morning. 2:20am. Flight hours late. No available gate. People waiting for an hour and a half at baggage claim. Guess which airline? #suncountry #still #neveragain @WCCO @kare11 @FOX9 @KSTP

Are you sure that's how you spell that? #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter

Honestly, I need a gardening book called "What to Do When Your Plants Look Like Hell."

The downsides of cooking from scratch for kids huff.to/19VdAeE

@etritabaugh Sounds good. I'm free whenever. However, I will judge you if you speak English.

Must stop eating croissants. French women, please advise.

Today is one of those days when I could really use four computer monitors. #firstworldproblems

Just found a worm on my computer keyboard. #timetocleanmydesk #yuck #phobia #WTF

I hate warm chocolate chip cookies. I love puppies, though, so I guess everything all balances out in the end.

Just cleaned my house for the first time in weeks. Hm, not sure if this feeling is pride or shame.

But I don't want to buy chainsaws.

My cable box is stuck on HSN. OMG, it's like they've taken over the world.

Afraid to go to sleep because I know my kids will just wake me up. #kidsomnia

Yes. huff.to/179bxCi

According to my daughter, I am "very smart and good at doing laundry." Thank you, UC Berkeley. Thank you.

I still have vivid memories of these little charmers from when I was little. Gah. huff.to/12af3b5

Just splurged on six vintage OJ glasses to match the the three I inherited from Grandma Helen. #midcenturybreakfast

To do this weekend: bit.ly/121BKyb

Went to bed at 11, alarm went off at 5:45, got woken up 5 times in the night. You do the math. #concealer