Sam Wing

Arsenal have got away with MURDER this season. Make no mistake about it.

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@TurkTalksFC Good job he didn't pull his hair

Bruno Fernandes has just been blatantly elbowed off the ball. With intent. VAR check. No red card. Jokers.

@Ankaman616 I was starting to think we were watching different games.

Huh. I forgot the key word.

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If you watched Bruno Fernandes and didn't just read stats this would be your opinion...

"Not many journalists here, right? The game looks like it's not important. But the good ones are here, right?"👀 "Like your support!" 🤣 Great banter between Pep Guardiola and the journalists!😂

Gabriel attempts to head butt Haaland = no red card. “The referee’s call of no red card was checked and confirmed by VAR – with the action from Gabriel deemed not to be excessively aggressive or violent.” Lisandro Martinez pulling a hair bobble by accident = red card. “After VAR review, the referee issued a red card to Martínez for violent conduct.” 😂😂😂 Make it make sense @PGMOL_FA @PLMatchCentre #MUFC

Reminder that Lisandro Martinez was sent off for “violent conduct” just 6 days ago for touching someone’s hair bobble… @FA_PGMOL

@LiamPaulCanning He. Plays. For. Arsenal

Someone tell me how that's not a red card?

@LiamPaulCanning In fairness, 50% of them are out suspended for daft reasons

Only one senior centre back available is shocking. How has it come to this? De Ligt being out for 5+ months without any real confirmation is staggering. Need some fresh, and reliable, faces in defence in the summer.

Manchester United's players have been warned they'll be banned for up to 18 games if they breath air during the remaining fixtures. It's a new rule introduced this week. It will apply to United, but not opponents.

@Casey_Evans_ Pragmata looks good, but I promise you, your soul will thank you for putting 120h into BG3

I could play Baldurs Gate 3 finally butttttt Pragmata looks really good

It's really hard to stay committed to a backlog year when they keep releasing great new games every month

Calvert-Lewin on the red card: “I don't make the rules. I told the ref my hair was pulled”

@Ankaman616 If we'd done this from the start etc etc.....

Big second half shift from Cunha. Especially after the red card.

@TurkTalksFC I've never seen that video before and I just cringed myself inside out

If you’re going to continue doing nonsense like this, you really have to start backing it up on the pitch. How long until the penny drops on Mikel Arteta???

Spain’s Prime Minister, on the ceasefire, says Spain 'will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket.”

@Ankaman616 And I assume, patches

Sitting on a 77 score on Metacritic now. One for the sales and further information, I reckon.

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I did not think we’d be getting a new live version of “Untouched” by The Veronicas in 2026 but I’m grateful it happened