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Following Me Is Like Buying The Stocks Early!

@oku_yungx 5 1 4 Make nobody advice me

You have to remove 3. 1.Sex 2.Gym 3.Alcohol 4.Love 5.Money 6.Social media 7.Music 8.Friends

@Benking443 @neo_officialll @_Nsznn @MrMekzy_ @guzu_p @Taiwo_junzi @Cobratate @Tate The father is the most important parent in the child's life

Eye contact, posture, obedient 🔥 That's how to raise a boy. Stop raising your boys like girls.

Incase them no buy balloon for you when you small, enter my page go carry one or two

@yabaleftonline He should throw that clipper away

A young man had been complaining his whole life about severe headaches that hit him every time he washed his hair with water, and when he went to the doctor, he told him he had to cut his hair completely, and this was found after cutting his hair.

@john322226 But you get car?

Who exactly is doing this rubbish ?? Me and bike in same sentence ?You no get sense ?

@BarackObama How did you get 62m views with only 119m followers

Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they haven’t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.

@ihykerm People keep zombies as pet now?

these things only happen when i’m running late

does that say there’s a 13% chance diddy gonna be on it??

@ihyomeo Why was he moving like that😭

y’all not feeding that thing or what

@yabaleftonline Shey na for that Joy is coming or another one

I have made almost 1 billion naira from music in just a month. — Fido

@laniisu I hope the community notes was clear and direct as to what you need to do

pq xixi nos desenhos é amarelo se na vida real ele é marrom/avermelhado? :/

@ZimLingo There are literally many women in the world, and with their status it even makes it easier for them to get those women but NO. They all choose the CUM bucket

Maybe I am old fashioned, but man, I don’t know why these athletes, musicians and celebrities are always exchanging the same women. I don’t understand it at all 🤷🏾‍♂️

@leshaami Most of them weren't verified to be teachers, just vibes

i hate when teachers are like “if I make an exception for you, i’d have to make an exception for everyone.” do you fucking know what an exception means

@engineers_feed I added 7+7 and got 14 plus the remaining 1 and got 15 then write 5 and move the 1 to 3 and added it which gave me 4 plus the other 4 which is 8. So answer been 85

What happens in your head when you add 37+48?

@HoopsCrave April fool's don't work anymore

Apple will now include a charger in the box with every new iPhone purchase.

@divsofly Okayy I'm asking again, is it that Temu just scams people, or it's y'all that don't know how to place the orders

Temu. Please I hope this is not the mannequin my aunt bought for her clothing brand?!!!😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔😭💔😭💔😭😭

@Rainmaker1973 Nahhhh this is the coolest image that will ever come from me

Result of sneezing during CT scan

@emadeyforyou E no work Oga

elon don change like button to Michael movie animation keh 😂

Why is it named a CCTV Camera.. Is it because it sees things?