witch 🌑🕷️

don’t put surrogacy pregnancy fics on my timeline i’ll punch u

i just don’t believe in heterosexual marriage

@Spotify K!II ¥0U₹$£LF

you’ve finally got my interest iwtv3

@chiveuse @AEA850856790187 ok! thanks!

@wishbonesecrets @AEA850856790187 this is such a retarded thing to be mad about

And the top 3 AO3 tags in ASEAN 🇸🇬 Hermaphrodites, A/B/O Dynamics, Oral Sex 🇮🇩 Fluff, Romance, Angst 🇻🇳 Fluff, OOC, Angst 🇵🇭 Fluff, Angst, Anal Sex 🇹🇭 Worldbuilding, Essays, Alternate History 🇲🇾 Fluff, Angst, Slice of Life 🇲🇲 Romance, Angst, Fantasy 🇰🇭 Magic, Angst, Apocalypse

@C_U_R_E @chiveuse @AEA850856790187 okay well i don’t think we should be comparing chinese singaporeans to ISRAELIS…..

@chiveuse @wishbonesecrets @AEA850856790187 Not really, that's like saying Palestinians main language is Hebrew just cuz Israelis took most of it already.

@AEA850856790187 AN official language, but not everyone speaks it so kind of odd to use it when collecting data about a multilingual country (which does have a common language…)

@wishbonesecrets mandarin is an official language of singapore

@simj221 @AEA850856790187 most people read and write in english like? and malay IS the native language? just because most singaporeans are chinese does not make chinese The Official Language and trust most young people don’t even have the ability to read chinese language smut on ao3

@wishbonesecrets @AEA850856790187 Do you honestly believe that melayu is singapore's official language in anything but on paper

i had this one cute reference pic saved for a while so thought this was the perfect opportunity

got my salary for both jobs on the same day and i nearly burst into tears at the office

i missed TWO episodes WHAT the FUCK

PAUSE ? TJEY ACTUALLY GAVE BUCK HIS DONOR BABY??

just watched this episode of girls (hbo) this is their first meeting and they have a 2 day sex marathon after this so anything is possible #btw #inspiring

@idgafplsss just a silly moment

having a shane hollander vegas bathroom breakdown moment okokok ❤️

i don’t wanna do work and i’m gonna get fired for it

@soobnstars_ lemme whisper em

the number of tweets in my drafts because i don’t wanna say anything and get jumped

“How nice to meet you, Neil,” Andrew drawled. “It will be a while before we see each other again.” #aftg #andreil