Kirk Lazarus

Don't say that word 😂

@greg16676935420 Don’t know who you sucked off @elonmusk maybe. Your bullshit recycled nonsense is in my alerts when I don’t even follow you.

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started

Kendall Jenner shares a new photo 📸

@TateTheTalisman Good lookin dude

This is a public service announcement. We can all agree this man doesn’t actually look like this right? I know we don’t say it often enough, but girls, you use the same filters and you don’t look like your Instagram photos either. Tag those who need to hear this.

Today I am testifying in front of the Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government. The hearing will examine the federal government's role in censoring Americans, the Missouri v. Biden case, and Big Tech's collusion with out-of-control government agencies to silence speech, including me. youtube.com/watch?v=WRPezf…

These are the people who say I am evil.

The hypocrisy is real.

@CollinRugg @TPostMillennial

JUST IN: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. goes on 5 minute rant eviscerating Democrats for trying to smear his name. The rant came as House Democrats tried censoring Kennedy on a hearing about government censorship 🤡 “If the views that you and others have applied to me… were actually

Just the one faulty cable here somewhere boss... 👷

@BenStiller when are we going to start on Tropic Thunder 2 so I can get back on the big screen?

@NiallRatcliffe Lesson 1: Get on Joe Rogan Podcast Lesson 2: Get on Joe Rogan Podcast Lesson 3: Get on Joe Rogan Podcast Lesson 4: Get on Joe Rogan Podcast

Andrew Huberman is meant to be the health & science guy. But he's taught me more about marketing than any "marketing guru" ever has. Here are 4 lessons from the scientist who has taken over the internet:

@TwitterBusiness @elonmusk Take that Bloomberg

To our partners, we want to address a recent Bloomberg article which claims that harmful content viewed on Twitter has gone up over the past six months. This is an absolutely false assertion. 99.99% of Tweet impressions are healthy. Which means only a tiny amount of content

@Wealth_Pill Someone forgot to tell grandma 😂

Porn is the worst sin to humanity. Block anyone sharing it. Men, PORN will ruin your life. Here's why...

@elonmusk The real test

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Yeah…don’t eat caviar 🤢😨 #NationalCaviarDay

Ice Spice 📸🔥

you’re a bad parent if you feed your kids dairy ice cream