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@witchxbonez

𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗳𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘆 ™ • 𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗱 • 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗻 𝗽𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗯 • @subtronicks ❥

𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜 Katılım Kasım 2011
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“i wonder if the reason the leasing office hates us so much is because we have a giant pentagram hanging in the window”
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this little crackhead would happily take out someone’s entire bloodline if they even looked at me wrong. he’s a good boy
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She is only 22. Married, 3 kids and bakes her husband cinnamon rolls to surprise him. She is living the life every girl thought they would be living at that age when we were kids.
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why did my mom just say “oh kate’s in the hospital” in casual conversation like i was gonna magically know she was talking about the fuckin english princess. we don’t know these people mother. we are not on a first name basis with them
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@goddammitlaney i was picking nick up from work one day and a tumbleweed rolled through the parking lot and i just texted him “things have gotten dangerous out here hurry up” lol
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@dnbussy apparently they’re insane and will rip your car to shreds?? glad it’s wet in alabama i guess
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hi
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Apple is INSANE for this
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flared leggings are just rebranded yoga pants
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he’s been through it
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Merry Christmas you dehydrated Bitch! Drink some water.
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it’s my one year anniversary. i’m eating goldfish in the bathtub waiting for my husband to wake up and take me to tj maxx. this is my best life. i made it.
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this provides me serotonin and them fucking it up steals my serotonin
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how do i teach my dogs they’re not allowed on the bed only after i make it in the morning lmao like jumping on the bed while it’s messy is fine but stay away from my pillow arrangement
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“that’s a pretty dog. mean looking though” “don’t look him in the eye”
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called my husband at work to tell him luca went potty on the pad even though he’s drugged to fuck and back in preparation for his vet appointment in the morning and he goes “…was this an emergency?” yes. yes it was. now tell him he’s a good boy
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