Pelumi

Men wouldn’t believe they are stupid until a woman says the exact thing they say.

@Kofotweets_ Haaaa eleyi tun yato o

I just remembered one MUMU thing I did years ago😫 My Ex, his cousin was graduating from Uni…he posted it, then I screenshoted the picture, went to my own status and captioned.. “Congratulations Baba Oko mi” Then I posted.. Me sef don stupid for love o😭

@Parkerlawyer @Spazzzie Wow

In 1998, I was fired from my corporate job while 9 months pregnant because and I quote, “my priorities would be elsewhere after the baby is born.” The lawyer I hired told me I didn’t have a case because discrimination like “that” was almost impossible to prove. So I got pissed. Took the LSAT. Went to law school. Passed the bar. Had 3 more kids. Twelve years later, another woman from that same company was fired for the same reason. She sued them for a million dollars, and won, partly because I had kept every piece of evidence from what happened to me years prior demonstrating a systemic pattern of discrimination against women. That company no longer exists. My law practice is thriving. And that baby they said would derail my priorities? She’s a brilliant attorney now working at my firm. Turns out my priorities were indeed, elsewhere.

@Lifeof_AG01 Same nau

And if your wife cheats? 👀

Others crying or missing someone at night Me at night :

@Ms_Ojo He don hard!

At this point you people want to sleep with Chike too.

I saw 8 fat ugly men today all in their 40s. Keep telling yourself whatever you want to hear

@iSlimfit Lmao I can imagine

This is the worst time to be on any London train. Everywhere and everyone go just dey gba dey go. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

you gotta stop thinking it’s another girl.. bc it could be a man

@Steadi_lady @OloriOfOloris 😭😭😭😭

Even your blood type.

@lilyally98 @tymarrr Stand tf up

Stop infantilising yourself for males. You are an adult woman, act like it. Pay your bills, handle your shit. Stop waiting for anyone to save you. It’s ok to be babied by your partner, however, you shouldn’t crumble when he’s not there. STAND UP

@frankiemindset See as he said it like it's ice cream😭

@withmey_ 😂😂😂😂

Crave as how?

Now that you know your wife can also cheat on you and nothing will happen to her or the Chike she cheated with here on earth… you’ve calmed down now, abi? 😂😂😂 They’ve now realized there’s no curse in sleeping with a married woman, just like there’s no curse in sleeping with a married man. I don’t know why it is hard for you to be responsible, faithful, respectful and a loving father and husband.

Yall put me on how to make money with my x account😭😭

@Acyn Who's that pregnant man at the back

Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding? Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.

@khanistan_ can*

@khanistan_ Clearly they are friends and can't banter this way. Yall need to chill and stop taking everything way too serious

Why are women so mean bro

@TobiOdukoyaFilm @KelOnovo So what happens when his preeq no gree work again?

@KelOnovo Because i love preeq and I'm not promiscuous.

Why do you want to get married? Please be honest with your answers.