Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

do you or a loved one suffer from a painfully slow minecraft server? learn to recognize it before it's too late.

@tazercopter I think it's professional to state very clearly, so that our bias is known, that we don't like Modrinth. We don't like them because we believe the entire breakup, both how it was handled and why (part of which we can't go into due to an NDA), was handled incredibly badly.

@withpyro Extremely unprofessional to just say you don't like Modrinth because they dropped you and then say you shouldn't like this deal because a company is for-profit (you aren't? Modrinth wasn't?) and that the public doesn't like Essential (fair, but it's an optional Minecraft mod.)

Was the money we made you not enough? Seriously? 🧵

@PurpledPill ratio

@withpyro Bro look at ur gayness. Why would I take u seriously?

@fatassbatlcta I fucking LOVE prism

@withpyro prism for life

@tiagozip_ a gal isnt allowed to use propr gramr n 2026 r elze it look like ai. no we didn't use AI to write this.

@withpyro don't get me wrong, i love pyro, but did y'all really need chatgpt to write this?

@XPDevVr It was the best for a brief time before we left and then it was downhill from there given they nuked all but two locations and started reselling OVH EPYCs.

@withpyro Holy shit, you're the creator of the original hosting stuff?? Modrinth hosting was the worst thing I've used so far. Idk, I'm not surprised about getting dropped if that's what you built there

@67erpMemequeen Given they said in their live streams that they had multiple options and chose spark of all companies to run it, there had to be a better option. Doing nothing was also an option for a profitable company as they said in their q&a.

@withpyro It was getting sold regardless. Who would you prefer them to sell it to.

One more time, for the record: no, we don't like Modrinth, and we think we've earned that. But you don't need our baggage to see it. A platform built on being creator first just got bought by a company whose entire model is the opposite. That's the problem, with us or without us.

"Hold us accountable, watch what we do." Come on. You don't get to ask for accountability after you've already sold to the exact company everyone was worried about. The time to listen was before February. They didn't.

lowkey my most stable relationship is with my backup schedule

@EvilEvilatpbnj tekkit or technic? i used to play a lot of technic packs back in the day, but i could've sworn tekkit needed at least 4-6gb of ram.

@withpyro Ever tried the Technic pack buddy

running a modpack on 2GB of ram is like merging onto the interstate in a shopping cart. technically a vehicle. still no.

screaming crying throwing up the modpack updated

nothing on earth has a higher confidence-to-wrongness ratio than an engineer going "it's definitely not dns"

are y'all proud of me? we had a 6/7 AND a 6/9 this week and i made zero number jokes. this is growth