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Studying abroad in Greece and having to take your roommate to the ER for a broken arm and the nurses going omg I’m so sorry you’re not Greek so we have to charge you and it’ll be a bit expensive I’m so sorry!!! And it was $20 and only two hours of our life
lexi@elextra__
it’s really not until you visit another country that u realize ohhhh ok we are really fucking slumming it in america got it
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“He’s a person I’ve known for a long time” is an objectively hilarious thing to say about your child
Acyn@Acyn
Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding? Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.
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Me trying to understand the abbreviations I confidently wrote in my notes weeks ago.
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Your coworker coming back from his "doctor's appointment" in a full suit
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I hate when a pedestrian’s lifeless body rolling over the hood of my car distracts me from instagram reels
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I just arrived in my pants
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Hilary Duff arriving to The Jennifer Hudson Show set.
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Dying at “He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.”
Acyn@Acyn
Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding? Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.
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Oh. He just said that out loud. Oh.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: "I'm right now at 99% in Israel. I could run for prime minister, so maybe after I do this, I'll go to Israel and run for prime minister."
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