Delilah Odell
2K posts
@wittyescort
My secret slutty escape from Corporate America. Gratuitously verbose.
People who are sexually performative are also usually the least erotic people you’ll ever meet. If all your energy is mentally focused on cosplaying as sexual/sensual, you fail to actually embody its essence. Eroticism has always been carnal, raw, authentic, embodied. It just is.
i’ve known two women like this. everyone always assumes the plain Jane is kind-hearted and above it all. the truth is, the bimbo is the sweetest person you'll meet. they like to have fun and want you to have fun too. they just also like to make sure they look sexy. the plain Jane 9 times out of 10 will find every chance she gets to remind you how she is morally superior because she doesn't prioritize her appearance like “other girls”. Lauren is probably NICE and makes Jeff feel like the man. that's all it really takes. no degrees or philanthropy replace that in a man's eyes.
BREAKING: Microsoft just renamed Excel to "Microsoft 365 Copilot Sheets”
“Except for Californians.”
Valorant streamer doubles down after going viral for pulling an AK-47 from under her desk, proving it’s real after viewers claimed it was a replica “This is the AK, it’s real. I’ve never used it, it’s never been loaded, you can even hear the metal.”
Vacation is going fantastically well. Will probably be back in Argentina soon!
Servicing a 45k car loan on a 100k gross salary is insane.
Off on a surgical vacation in Southern California again. Should be back in April. Until then!
I bought my house in January, and have literally had to do $28000+ in repairs on things I was assured were fine by my inspector.
@DustinHarthorn No no not me, I’ve been studying the SW community for over a decade and it’s just a common thing I notice when they make posts about clients. Always with the attitudes and I’m just sitting here like… you do realize you work in customer service, right?
