The Reverend Doctor Nick

Ever notice how every time Republicans rat fuck the economy and cause prices for things to soar, their default response is "just get less starbucks." It's always that. Always "give up starbucks."

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Who wants codes for free audiobooks? I've got two books out I have codes for and would love to share them with you!

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@FINALLEVEL In the words of the great Zack Galifianakis, "hate is a really strong emotion to feel for someone you don't even like."

ICE COLD FACT

@EODHappyCaptain I remember something like this from the movie Traffic. (think that was it) "The first letter said, blame it all on me. The second letter said, write two letters."

I left the guy who took over for me 2 notes. I told him when something bad happened, to open the first letter. When something bad happened again, open the second. The first read: blame me. You’re new. I’ll take the heat. The next letter read: you only get one freebie. This is on you. Good luck.

@TailedFeature Happy old day, birthman! 40s ain't bad. In two years you'll be the answer to life, the universe and everything. Also, joint pain is so much fun!

40.

@Rossipoo1 @EricJafMN Neeeeew achievement!

@wizardofcause @EricJafMN Is that a Dungeon Crawler Carl reference?! 😍

While disappointed that Laura Fine did not prevail, voters rejected two anti-Israel candidates in this race—Kat Abughazaleh and Bushra Amiwala. We were especially proud to help defeat Abughazaleh, who centered her campaign on attacking Israel and demonizing pro-Israel Americans.

@EricJafMN I am a Doctor of Meatphyiscs and non-denomination Reverend, sir! So I would appreciate being referred to as such! I will say, Mongo is entirely outraged!

@wizardofcause Now you're a Protestant Reverend?

@Liz_Wheeler Do you ever wonder if your kids or grandkids will ask "so did you try to protect and promote the child rapist granny?" Or are you just resigned to no one but Andrew Tate fans trying to spill seed in your treasonous pro-pedophile gash?

These podcast wars are embarrassing. Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Mark Levin, Ben Shapiro, Candace Owens... What are we, toxic mean girls in high school? These vulgar ad hominems being hurled back and forth by leaders of the conservative movement…I still have absolutely no idea what they're talking about. They never mention the substance on which they disagree. We in the conservative movement—especially in the media—are supposed to be thought leaders. And when you’re a thought leader, you are supposed to persuade people about why your position is best. That's your job. That's my job. We are supposed to challenge and dismantle ideas that are bad, dangerous, and wrong. But is that what we're doing? No, that's not what we're seeing here. The biggest voices on the Right are acting like a nasty episode of Real Housewives. What’s next? Pulling hair extensions and scratching? This is not the highest and best use of our platforms, voices, and this influence that we have been afforded. The midterms are around the corner and the only group being helped by these petty, superficial, juvenile spats are the Democrats. We are facing an ACTUAL crisis in our nation that everyone is ignoring because they're addicted to drama. We have ONE CHANCE at mass deportations. ONE CHANCE. And we're squandering it because the leaders of the movement would rather… beef?

@tedcruz Please fuck off on vacation again. The nation is in crisis right now because of people like you and your child rapist boss and if there's one thing you know how to do in times of crisis, it's to fuck off on vacation. So please, just fuck off, you stumpy treasonous fuckbag.

81% of Americans support requiring photo ID to vote. The only group that doesn’t? Elected Democrats in the House and Senate. It’s time to pass the SAVE America Act.

@AlvaRachel64 It's my new favorite book series. If you haven't checked it out, check it out. It's hilarious, brilliantly written, strangely emotional... It's great. The audiobook by Jeff Hayes is absolutely incredible. There's a scene where a giant dinosaur finds her mom and I legit wept.

@wizardofcause 😂Damn it just don't drink the Kool-Aid.

IDGAF how nice or sweet or entertaining your post is. If you are a cult member you are blocked immediately. I want nothing to do with you assholes.

"You know, it was the REPUBLICANS who freed the slaves acktchually!" says the right wing podcast fanboy who texts his buddies in group chats about how Hitler did nothing wrong.

@Tom_LSOO Oh excellent! I did get a chuckle from how upon announcement of the film, a little meme emerged about "sad white boy in space is an entire genre now" featuring Interstellar, Space Man, Ad Astra, etc... all of which were pretty great films, I think.

@wizardofcause If you’re a fan of the book you’re definitely going to love the movie. As an adaptation, I thought it was very faithful

Project Hail Mary is very easy to like, but hard to love... a breezy crowd-pleaser that offers a fun pastiche of your favorite sci-fi movies, but fails to truly capture any of the core qualities that made those movies so thematically rich and monumental: youtube.com/watch?v=lAcEJN…

@BrilynHollyhand Says the twinkiest twink to ever ask a leather daddy for more... stfu.

Children aren’t born like this. We don’t have a masculinity crisis in America, we have a fatherhood crisis. Boys are being raised by algorithms, activists, and screens instead of men who fear God and live with conviction.

@emeriticus Pretty wild to watch people who probably think reading is "gay" talk about literature at all.

The end point of the “anti-woke” turbo crusade is throwing out every piece of great literature we have inherited for failing to conform with rubrics invented by barely sentient influencers followed by tech bros

We got price hikes, war, concentration camps, secret police who murder people with impunity, massive corruption, endless fraud, a total loss of respect across the globe, all because knuckle dragging dipshits couldn't get over trans people existing. Good job America. Fuckin dopes.