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@unprotectedflex heh….me neither……

@wizardsnlyfools Exactly. You don’t wanna see me when I’m actually pissed off

If you invite me over and I see this in your house im turning all your stove burners on and putting your bath mats in the toilet

paul’s sister in dune having fetal spice syndrome

scariest answer i think i’ve ever seen in a game of quiplash

something so romantic about sharing a minecraft boat…holding onto them…their back against your chest…your legs around their waist…nothing but you, them and the water…it takes a lot of trust to be in a situation like that and i think that’s what makes it so beautiful

@Alvalro2 probably bip (bruce in progress). little b isn’t bad though…maybe a bruce-to-be is just nameless until then

@wizardsnlyfools What would you call an upcoming pre release Bruce from ages 0-39 then? Just little b or something?

bruce isn’t a name for a baby. it’s a name you should only be allowed to have after 40. if someone has a newborn named bruce i expect to be introduced to him via him thrown like a football at me

just found out there’s a fortnite, connecticut wtf

we’re doing this to my dad today

pro tip! combat a panic attack while showering by instead forcing yourself to learn all 50 states in reverse alphabetical order!

what's a squid to a sponge? what’s a sponge to a bob? what’s a bob to a krabby patty?

plaqueboymax drowned at the great wolf lodge????

fifa world icup👀

just found out about this game called sonic.exe. why would sega make this??!? it’s Too scary and creepy. sonic i hope youre okay . reach out to me if you see this❤️

@honkytonksexman dawg

what he smell like when he gets wet

that boy…….josh o’connor…..let me at him…….

not enough rappers writing bars about rhett and link. why? #LetsTalkAboutThat

@Nemuke_Luna like only one of those options makes me moan and it’s not the regular bun!!!

@wizardsnlyfools you are SO right

a brioche bun is inherently more sexual than a regular bun

WOW!!! in a recent archeological dig in italy they found a glp-1 (wegovy actually) dating back to the roman empire!! just incredible how new discoveries can really change your perspective on the past❤️