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NEW CONTRACT FOR JOEY JOEY JO JUNIOR TCHAMADEU

THAT BACKHEEL FROM ALAN HUDSON OH MY FUCKING WORD

THAT BACKHEEL FROM ALAN HUDSON OH MY FUCKING WORD.

It’s our tenth birthday on Twitter! Ten years of you not quite getting when we were being sarcastic or flippant. And what a ten years of unparalleled success it’s been for Stoke!

I just hate being correct

This is a Stoke City supporting account and I’m not an expert in what karma is and neither are you so stop being weird and let me use exaggeration on the internet please.

I’m such a believer in fate and karma that I think this idiot has genuinely lost city the league title now.

@officiallydale GET IN

HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!!!! OH MY GOODNESS ME! #rafc 2-2 #borehamwood

Jurgen Vandeurzen is the best answer you can give in this game.

Let’s just name old Stoke players and have the best time. Sergei Shtaniuk.

@NathanC97703610 FREEZER

@wizardsofdrivel Marc goodfellow

@baltipiesmugglr Saw him in Greggs once. Was going to say hello, but couldn’t be arsed.

@wizardsofdrivel Wayne Thomas

@brandonhilton_ My guy!

@wizardsofdrivel Konstantinos Stafylidis

@logan_keiher Elusive

@wizardsofdrivel Moritz bauer

@peteoconn Yes!

@wizardsofdrivel Arnar Gunnlaugsson

@jgscfc Same logic for Labour/Man U - false dawns, harking back to the class of 97/92.

@wizardsofdrivel Labour are  Everton. Used to be good but are an utter shambles.  Reform are Arsenal.  Cunts  on and off the pitch.  Greens are Bournemouth likeable for a while but a bit annoying and the Tories are Vale.  Completely irrelevant.

Labour are Man U, Reform are Chelsea, Greens are Crystal Palace and Tories are Spurs. Sorry folks it’s just the truth.

Genuinely awful to look at.

Which striker best suits the “you could put X up front and he still wouldn’t score” cliche? Haaland, Kane, Mbappe?

Every time the club produce some ‘lessons learned’ quotes you just know they’re either the wrong lessons or they’ve unlearned previous lessons.

@rodneyp1978 Dunno mate you posted it

@wizardsofdrivel What's the point of this tweet

Next season, starting XI: Vik (cursed) Nello Pottermus Fleetwood Reject Ben Gibson Sorba Thomas in a big strop Pearson 🟨 A Pot Fleetwood Reject Mysterious loanee, lightweight Mysterious foreign signing, 1 goal in 15

I get what people mean when they say “how can you clap that?” but if we’re digging out the beautiful maniacs who went to fucking Bristol to watch that shit then we need to chill.