Kody Armstrong
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@ClipsLegacy People like this remind me why I should delete twitter forever
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If Ty Simpson has a million fans, I am not one of them.
If Ty Simpson has ten fans, I’m arguing with all ten.
If Ty Simpson has only one fan, I’m making sure they regret it.
If Ty Simpson has no fans, it finally makes sense.
If the world is against Ty Simpson, I still think it’s not enough.
If Ty Simpson is doubted, it’s for a reason.
If Ty Simpson is questioned, the answer is always worse than expected.
If Ty Simpson is criticized, it still doesn’t go far enough.
If Ty Simpson is slandered, I assume it’s probably accurate.
If Ty Simpson is overlooked, it’s because there’s nothing worth seeing.
If Ty Simpson has a bad night, that’s just the standard.
If Ty Simpson has a great night, it’s a one-time accident.
If Ty Simpson is injured, it changes nothing.
If Ty Simpson returns, expectations stay low.
If Ty Simpson is hot, I’m waiting for the inevitable collapse.
If Ty Simpson is cold, that’s his natural state.
If Ty Simpson is trending, it won’t last.
If Ty Simpson is quiet, that’s where he belongs.
If Ty Simpson is carrying, it won’t be for long.
If Ty Simpson needs help, it won’t fix anything.
If Ty Simpson gets blamed unfairly, it balances out the rest.
If Ty Simpson gets praised, it’s exaggerated.
If Ty Simpson breaks records, they won’t matter.
If Ty Simpson falls short, that’s exactly who he is.
If Ty Simpson wins, it’s in spite of him.
If Ty Simpson loses, it’s because of him.
Los Angeles Rams@RamsNFL
A message from the newest Ram!
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@17thStreetSicko If that was to happen I guess it would be whomever we wanted.
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@wk_armstrong When DeBoer gets fired this year, who's your new coach?
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Enshrining the hands and feet that lost to Indiana by 35 🌹
Alabama Athletics@UA_Athletics
The tradition continues 🦶🖐️ #RollTide | @AlabamaFTBL
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@barnsalot Please don’t. I like to get my daily Bama news from you.
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@BabysitterBari Don’t even have to say it brother cause we in fact did make it.
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I can’t wait till this guy has a down year. Nothing wrong with a little bit of humility
Tristan Pharis@TristanUda
Todd Golden after Florida's win over Kentucky: "In the three games that we played these guys, they haven't led for one minute."
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@Sam_Bolt @AlabamaMBB You still didn’t make it as far as bama with those wins lol
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@wk_armstrong @AlabamaMBB Imagine not winning a game so far this post season
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@Sam_Bolt @AlabamaMBB Imagine not even making the NCAA tounament
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@ImpactCB190602 @AlabamaMBB Obviously didn’t watch the games.
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I admire how Andy makes the seamless transition from outrage to ad read.
What a pro!
Justin Hokanson@_JHokanson
Auburn has been called for five fouls in the last six minutes. Tennessee hasn't been called for a foul in nine minutes.
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