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Amanda saw a contestant from the bachelorette and lost her shit....

@PimpDaddyDorf This was the greatest sentence ever written

i brought the wiiU downstairs and lost too my drunk mom spamming FALCON PUNCH over and again. I was just trying use Strawhat Puffy's sleep attack.

@AmandaKoger @GameOfThrones I still haven’t recovered.....

Hold the door #ForTheThrone.

@PimpDaddyDorf Go and get her numbah

This is hopefully my only George Costanza moment of October but i doubt it

today at Penn Station the cashier girl remembered my named but I havent been to that one in like 2 or 3 months.

Should I fuck around and rock a handlebar moustache to my brother wedding next weekend?

@PimpDaddyDorf You’re a real G

I only tweet about crying while listening to music. What happened to me?

La Hacienda farts are usually a gamble... but on Cinco de Mayo they’re a Mexican Stand Off

Never Forget when I bailed a random kid out....

@AmandaKoger I still like my 8 year old Nike’s better

@AmandaKoger You jealous?

Amanda thinks priests are wizards.... twitter.com/pagina__/statu…

Amanda is pissed I have perfect 5.0 rating on Uber and she has a 4.6.....

@cbiggs93 Yea Cam you’re a dick

@PimpDaddyDorf @cbiggs93 The point is the concert was tight as shit and worth it