ACE

All I need today is one person… ONE woman to grab hold on tight to me and say: Stop it! We shouldn’t be doing this! This is wrong! while I’m trying to rob a bank because this poverty thing is getting out of hand.

Quiet phases produce dangerous versions of you.

@YewoGondwe This sounds like a problem I could have solved easily.

@wobanda_mw Don’t start.

Craving a man and cuddles,let me just eat my zitumbuwa instead.

@tiidrotafrikka2 @Julie62907672 Tsibweni! The line between love and simping is reciprocity. The strongest position is somewhere in the middle. Effort is healthy, generosity is good, but self-respect and reciprocity still matter.

Treating ur woman well is not simping. Buying her things, taking her out, reassuring her of your love, etc., is not simping. Simping is when u try to spend on someone so that she considers u, gives you attention, or responds to your gestures. Your good woman deserves everything!

If women are smarter than 98% of the men they choose, that says more about their choices than men.

@tiidrotafrikka2 Even if we receive 100 fire trucks, they’ll still be ineffective without proper fire hydrants in our cities. By the time firefighters start looking for the nearest water source or river, the fire has already destroyed everything.

Amwenye timati akutionongera dziko Aja apereka fire truck plus 5 mita ya maintainance ku Blantyre City Council. Now, anzanga mwachitanji? 😂

@Canalmw98 @Kwa_Manje Funso chabe; if someone wanted to make a military-themed movie in Malawi, would actors be banned from wearing army uniforms too?😂😂

Munthu anapita ku MAFCO for training iwe kutenga ma set onse a Uniform for content taking pictures and videos apa nzanu ntchito yamuthela .....mmmh

@recovery_simp @rix_youngking It’s just a feeling my guy. The same way how other people feel weird when they see someone in their 20’s only bag women in their 40’s .

Yes 18 is legal, but a man over 30 dating someone under 20 will always feel weird to me. You’re telling me there’s nobody your age you relate with more? Like what do you even talk about ?

@YewoGondwe Post

I’d crash out if I posted my partner and someone commented bolankonitu 😂😭😭

I knew this wasn’t gonna workout when she started talking about matching pjymas; I sleep naked all the times.

@YewoGondwe @NerdJay2 Tell us more about this

Blantyre people deserve each other!!!!!

@mide_io Tell her the truth, somebody has stolen The rest of her Jeans.

Men, how would you start a conversation in this situation?

@iam_samjuma @rahim_andrew Umayenda wapansi?

koma iPhone pa battery pokha anaipanga chipongwe. kuchoka ku area 25 ili battery full, pokafika ntown yazima amwene. 😭😭

@recovery_simp @Tao03jeremy Just pull out my guy

I personally support abortion. There's no need to bring a kid in this life to suffer

@Miss_Natah02 @Rosavibe Pali masaya chabetu koma 😂😂😂

Serving Cheeks 😀💜

@recovery_simp You are a very fair man

Big boobs, small boobs, nice shaped boobs, irregular shaped boobs, perfect boobs , not so perfect boobs, big areola boobs, small areola boobs , single boobs, married boos, divorced boobs, single mum boobs, all type of boobs man. I love them

@recovery_simp Kuti atani kuguluko? Sichinyautu kuti avina anthu nkusupa.

Mkazi akakhala mmodzi samavuta kuonesa ku gulu

@Julie62907672 Ayitu! Nkhani si ya ine. 😂😂😂

@wobanda_mw Iwe wako ndiotani?😒 asking for a friend 😥😂

Am at Illusions! Koma anthu muli ndi Azikazi okongola